All Chapters of Oh No! The Pure Romance Turned Steamy!: Chapter 1 - Chapter 10

10 Chapters

Chapter 1

The comments were still flashing nonstop.Before I could sort out my thoughts, a low groan rose from beneath me.A moment later, Brian Janson’s voice came through. He sounded drunk, embarrassed, and annoyed. “Get off.”The comments went wild again:[Ohhh. “Get off,” huh? Afraid the villainess will notice that tent you’re pitching?][Cold water is not saving you tonight!][Nooo. He is tainted. How can the male lead feel desire for anyone who is not the heroine!]The showerhead in my hand kept dripping cold water.The man in the bathtub was drenched. His shirt clung to him, outlining every curve of his chest. Water beaded on his lashes.Some of the haze had lifted from his dark eyes. He was staring at me with surprising clarity.“I just wanted to help you sober up with a bath,” I said.As for falling right on top of him, that really had been an accident.[Smooth. The villainess lives up to her title. In the novel she made him soak in ice water all night!][Thank goodness our

Chapter 2

[For hell’s sake. The channel showed nothing but mosaic for a full day and night. I thought the system crashed.][Please. Ever since the heroine ran off crying, I stopped watching. You aren’t saying they actually did it… right?][No no no. My pure male lead is ruined.][Forget it. I give up. The chemistry is too good. My imagination is running wild.]I sat up, baring my teeth in pain.Someone had already changed me into clean pajamas.Even so, they could not hide the glaring marks all across my neck.I cursed Brian a thousand times in my head.I turned my head. A sticky note was stuck to the lamp on the nightstand.[Meeting. Back soon.]Short and to the point, as always.Exactly like when he signed our contract marriage. He had said only, “No marriage certificate. Fake marriage for three years. Everything else is up to you.”My family was close to bankruptcy at the time, and his terms solved every concern I had.He needed a wife to deal with family pressure.The Lewis fam

Chapter 3

The servants rushed over in a panic to help her, yet Quincy kept crying and insisting she was in too much pain to stand.“How did you even manage to fall like that? It’s not as if we aren’t feeding you,” Mrs. Janson said coldly, giving her a sharp look.Quincy was the daughter of Mr. Janson’s beloved first love. After the woman passed away, he insisted on adopting her.Ever since she came to the Janson family, she and Mrs. Janson had never gotten along.“Brian, it hurts so much.”Quincy looked up at Brian with tearful eyes, the kind that made almost anyone feel protective.[Boohoo, my poor little girl. Someone protect her. There is no way the big dumb male lead won’t soften up.][Please. Look at what the male lead is actually doing.]Brian removed his hand from my leg, frowned, and called emergency services.“Brookshire Manor, yes. Possible fractured injury from a fall.”After hanging up, he said to Quincy, “The ambulance will be here in thirty minutes. Do not move. You could

Chapter 4

[Alright everyone, I am officially putting my morals on hold. Forget the original couple. From now on, if there is anything steamy, I am consuming it. No crumbs left behind.][I don't like pure romance stories! Give me something special!][HAHAHAHA! What are you talking about?!][Great! It's a hot couple! We're saved!][How did the plot turn out like this? Whatever! I'm going to enjoy it first!]The next morning, I stared at the mirror with two dark circles and swollen lips.A wave of anger surged through me.I warned myself silently, ‘If I ever believe Brian Janson’s sweet talk again, I am a fool.’“Morning, darling.”The culprit had no shame at all. He kissed my neck softly and squeezed toothpaste onto my brush.This kind of domestic sweetness still felt unfamiliar.Almost as if we had been happily married for years.But the anxiety in my chest kept reminding me of reality.I splashed cold water on my face, steadied myself on the sink, and looked at him in the mirror.“M

Chapter 5

“Leave a few outfits in the walk-in closet. It’s not like they are never coming back,” Mrs. Janson was still outside the bathroom.My fingers were pressed against the cold tile, tightening and loosening again.And Mrs. Janson kept calling for me.“Hannah, why are you still in the shower? You will catch a cold if you stay in too long. Come out now. I’ll have Marianne make you ginger tea.”“Alright… Mom, I’ll be right out.”I tried to keep my voice steady.Only when her footsteps faded did I let out a breath.My eyes burned. I bit down hard on Brian’s shoulder.“Brian Janson, you’re an animal.”“If you say so.”He kissed away my tears, yet his movements showed no mercy at all.I was so angry I slapped him. “Get out. I want to leave.”When no one was around, I limped out of the bathroom and shut the door behind me.I told Brian to wait at least thirty minutes before coming out.The quiet was broken by the comments exploding across my vision.[HEHHEHEHE. The system didn’t mu

Chapter 6

The man flicked the water from his palms and turned to look at her.Quincy let out a shocked cry. “She hit you?”Brian said nothing.“A woman that vicious… why would you ever marry her?”“Brian, can you please divorce her?”Tears streamed down her small, delicate face as she pleaded.The irritation in Brian’s eyes finally broke through completely.“Did you hit your head that hard when you fell?”On Sunday afternoon, Quincy came to see me.I pushed a cup of coffee toward her. “What do you want?”She sat across from me in a pure-white dress, swinging her feet and staring around my seventeenth-floor office with blatant ridicule.“So this is the position you climbed into because of Brian?“You gold diggers really can’t wait, can you?”I blinked, genuinely surprised.I could not believe these words came out of the supposed soft and sweet heroine’s mouth.The audience freaked out too:[Wait… Her persona fell apart?][Isn’t Quincy supposed to be gentle and kind? Why does she

Chapter 7

I noticed his cheeks were flushed and his voice sounded strangely thick.“Are you catching a cold?”It always seemed like Brian didn’t adjust well to new environments.Ever since we moved here, he had been listless and overly clingy.“Idiot. It’s not a cold. It’s a fever.”He scooped me up and tossed me into the blankets, wrapped me tight, then pressed a warm kiss to my lips.I quickly covered my mouth. “What if I catch it from you?”This was the worst possible timing.I had work to do, money to make, and a construction site inspection scheduled for tomorrow.“Fever isn’t contagious,” he murmured as he kissed behind my ear. “But the heat might be.”He lowered his voice and started whispering shameless things against my skin.I fumbled with the sheets, flustered. “Shouldn’t you take medicine or something?”Ever since the audience gained audio, the comments had become unbearably loud and bold.[Oh my god, he’s not feverish. He’s just horny.][What do you do when your husband

Chapter 8

Out of basic decency, I still told Brian to stop the car.I leaned out and asked, “Do you need a ride home?”Quincy froze. When she saw it was us, she suddenly stopped resisting.She didn’t answer my question.Instead, she gave Brian one long look… then wrapped her arms around the punk’s neck and kissed him hard.The idiot was thrilled, immediately thinking she had agreed to go with him.The two of them made out like no one else existed.When they finally came up for air, Quincy slumped weakly against him, breathing heavily. Her sultry gaze, however, was pointed straight at Brian out of spite.“Brian, I’m going with HIM tonight.”Brian didn’t say a word.Quincy assumed he was jealous, and her expression grew smug.“Well, you’re the one who chose to ignore me. What right do you have to—”Her voice was cut short.“Move the car,” Brian said coolly.“Don’t block the road.”---The whole drive home, I couldn’t stop thinking.The relationship between Brian and Quincy was clea

Chapter 9

Brian pulled the file from my hands and skimmed through it, then began analyzing it with complete seriousness.“The hotels three kilometers from the requisitioned land are all small operations. It might be better to wait until the airport is actually built, see what their traffic looks like, then raise capital for our own hotel. There’s no rush. The property rights are ours anyway.”From this angle, I had to look up at him.Straight nose, sharp jaw, thin lips.The light from the window framed him in that cool, restrained way he always carried himself.I stared a little too intently.“I think that makes perfect sense, but…”He played along, pretending to be aloof.“But what?”“But can you take off your watch? It’s digging into me.”“…”He turned his head away and looked out the window.The tips of his ears were bright red.The comments, which hadn’t appeared in a while, immediately burst alive.[Ohhh, a watch? Really? I don’t believe it for a second.][I’m alive! The comment

Chapter 10

She actually thought she was being kind when she wrapped an arm around me and said, “Brian, you’re my favorite student in this class. I know things at home aren’t easy for you. If you ever want to call me Mom, I wouldn’t mind.”I laughed.I couldn’t help it.I was laughing at how stupid she was.Plenty of people tried to curry favor with me growing up, but this was the first idiot who didn’t know where the line was.I complained about her to my childhood friend, Henry. He nearly collapsed on my shoulder, laughing so hard he couldn’t breathe.“Brian, you have no idea, do you? That Rachel? Your dad recommended her. He sent my dad a whole crate of vintage wine. She’s trying to be your new mommy!”Henry’s father was the principal of that elite elementary school.One time, when we went to the principal’s office to build Legos, I found that woman’s résumé.I memorized her information, reported her to the education bureau, and she was fired in no time.She left the city with her tail

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