Hunting down audiobooks can feel like a treasure hunt, and I went on one for 'The Zombie Queen Kicks Butt' because that title just screams fun for commutes and long walks. I dug through the usual suspects — Audible, Apple Books, Google Play Books, Kobo, and Scribd — and couldn't find an official full-cast or professionally produced audiobook listed under that exact title. I also checked ACX/Findaway author listings and the big library services like Libby and Hoopla; nothing official popped up. That said, indie and web-serial universes sometimes lag behind on audio releases, so absence from those catalogs doesn't mean the story will never get recorded, just that it hasn't been distributed widely yet to my knowledge.
While there isn't a polished commercial audiobook available, I did find a few community-sourced options that might scratch the itch. There are fan narrations and single-chapter readings floating around places like YouTube and
Patreon, though quality, legality, and completeness vary a lot — some are short clips, others run chapter-by-chapter, and none I saw were a clearly sanctioned, full-length production. If you don't mind slightly rougher audio, those can be charming; they sometimes capture the author's tone in a very intimate way. Another pragmatic route is using high-quality text-to-speech apps — Voice Dream Reader, NaturalReader, or built-in smartphone voices — which have improved massively and can make an ebook feel like an audiobook with pretty natural pacing.
If you really want an official audio version, the best long-game moves are to follow the author and publisher on social media, sign up for newsletters, and check sites like Goodreads or BookBub for release alerts; indie books often get greenlit for audio after ebook/print sales justify the production cost. Libraries sometimes acquire indie audiobooks later too, so keep an eye on Libby or Hoopla. I hope the title gets a full professional recording someday, because it seems like the kind of book that would shine in audio — I’d be first in line to listen when that happens.