Ugh, I’ve been waiting for an audiobook of 'Buy Yourself the Damn Flowers' too! It’s the kind of book that feels like a late-night heart-to-heart with your best friend, so hearing it aloud would hit different. I checked with my local library’s digital catalog (Libby) and even Spotify’s audiobook section—nada. The book’s blend of memoir and self-help would shine in audio, especially for people who absorb advice better through listening. Tara’s stories about her chaotic childhood and adult epiphanies are already so vivid; adding her voice would make them unforgettable. For now, I’ve settled for reading passages aloud to my cat. Not the same, but he’s a supportive listener.
No audiobook for 'Buy Yourself the Damn Flowers' yet, sadly. It’s a shame because Tara’s writing is so conversational—it practically begs to be heard. I’ve resorted to bookmarking my favorite sections and rereading them when I need a boost. If you’re into audiobooks with similar themes, Brené Brown’s 'The Gifts of Imperfection' is a solid pick. Until Tara records hers, I’ll just keep aggressively recommending the print version to everyone I know.
I adore 'Buy Yourself the Damn Flowers'—it's such a raw, empowering read about self-love and breaking free from societal expectations. I've actually scoured Audible and Libro.fm for an audiobook version, but as of now, it doesn't seem to exist. The author, Tara Schuster, has a background in TV production, so her writing has this conversational, almost podcast-like rhythm that would kill in audio format. I’d love to hear her narrate it herself—imagine the sass and vulnerability she’d bring! Until then, I’ve been revisiting her interviews on podcasts like 'Unlocking Us' to get that vocal fix. Maybe if enough of us pester the publisher, they’ll greenlight a recording.
In the meantime, if you’re craving similar vibes in audiobook form, Glennon Doyle’s 'Untamed' or Roxane Gay’s 'Bad Feminist' are fantastic listens. Both have this unapologetic, fiery energy that pairs well with Schuster’s message. Fingers crossed we get an audio version soon—I’d preorder it in a heartbeat.
I was desperate to find 'Buy Yourself the Damn Flowers' in audio. No luck, though—which surprised me, since it’s such a hit. The book’s mix of humor and hard truths about self-worth would be perfect for audio. I even tweeted at the publisher (Chronicle Books) to ask about plans, but no reply yet. If you’re looking for alternatives, Cheryl Strayed’s 'Tiny Beautiful Things' audiobook is narrated by the author and has that same blend of warmth and kick-in-the-pants wisdom. Or try 'You Are a Badass' by Jen Sincero; the narration is so energetic, it’s like a pep talk in your earbuds. Here’s hoping Tara Schuster gets behind a mic soon!
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