Hot topic sometimes carries SpongeBob merch—I swear I saw that exact figurine there last summer next to their 'My Hero Academia' stuff. Their stock rotates fast though, so maybe call your local store first. Also, Etsy has handmade versions if you’re into clay or resin art; some sellers even do custom poses. Downside? Handmade stuff takes weeks to ship and costs more, but supporting small artists rules. My friend got one where he’s holding a tiny clarinet, and it’s adorable.
As a parent who’s bought way too many Nickelodeon toys: try Target’s online store or Entertainment Earth. They get random SpongeBob drops, especially around holidays. The sitting Squidward was part of a 2022 lineup, so it might be lurking in their 'last chance' section. Bonus: both sites often have coupons—I saved 15% last time by googling 'Entertainment Earth promo code' at checkout. If you’re desperate, Mercari’s app is flooded with resellers, but prices vary wildly. Saw one listed for $45 (yikes) and another for $12 just yesterday.
Man, I went on this whole quest last month to track down that glorious Squidward sitting figurine—you know, the one with his grumpy little legs crossed? After checking like five local comic shops (no luck), I finally scored it on Amazon for under $20. The seller 'AnimeDecorGuru' had it in stock with prime shipping, and it arrived perfectly packed. Pro tip: search 'Squidward Tentacles vinyl figure sitting'—some listings use weird keywords. EBay’s also solid if you want vintage ones, but watch for bootlegs. Mine now judges me from my bookshelf next to my 'One Piece' figures, and it sparks joy daily.
If you’re into niche collectibles, join SpongeBob BST Facebook groups too. People post deals there constantly, and I’ve seen rare color variants pop up. Just avoid sketchy sites like Wish or AliExpress unless you want a Squidward that looks like he survived a blender.
For international folks: Japan’s Bandai candy toy sets occasionally include mini Squidward figures, though they’re harder to find. Check AmiAmi or HobbyLink Japan—they import them. My cousin mailed me one from Osaka, and it’s tinier than expected but super detailed. Warning: shipping costs might double the price, so bundle it with other goodies to justify the fee. Also… maybe don’t start collecting Bandai gachapon unless you want your desk overrun by tiny angry squids.
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This book is authored by amy worcester.
“Good morning, fam. This is my uncle Owen, everyone calls him Reese, because that’s his last name and the military is weird like that. He likes thick girls and freaky sex.”
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Forty-three year old Helen is newly divorced and trying to find herself. For the first time in her life, she is not under the control of a man. With an absentee father, an abusive step-brother and a manipulative ex-husband, she's had the perfect trifecta of bad men.
Along with learning to live life on her own, she's trying to help her three children. Jaxon is struggling with his sexuality. Jolene is discovering that her perfect marriage is far from perfect. JD is just trying to get through high school and into the Navy.
Fifty-two year old Owen Reese returned to his hometown after twenty years in the Navy. He started a small business that has made him a millionaire over the past decade. With his own daughter grown and living a life of her own, he thought his days of parenting were behind him. But he is now raising his sixteen year old niece while his sister is deployed with Doctors Without Borders.
And now, the cute, plump receptionist from his accountant's office is everywhere he turns. Not that he's complaining; he's dying to get his hands on those lovely, lush mermaid thighs that haunt his dreams.
Nothing seems to go right for them. All of his many sisters are constantly interfering. Her children worry about her so much that they are almost obsessive. And she just wants to be happy. And skinnier.
Warning: include an abusive relationship
“Get on your fucking fours and make me cum, boy toy.” He muttered sinfully, lips grazing my earlobe.
☆☆☆
Milestone College is ruled by power, money… and cruelty.
Ryker Creed enters its gates with nothing but a scholarship and a secret obsession with the very man who ruled the campus—Leonardo Rizz.
When a single night of humiliation throws Ryker into Leonardo’s path, a dirty deal is struck behind locked doors: safety in exchange for his body. No emotions, just pure lust.
In a college where love is forbidden between the rich and poor, power is ruthless, and betrayal is inevitable—
falling for the devil may be the most fatal mistake of all.
*Warning* This book contains explicit content and it's rated 18+. They can be read as standalone as they are all age-gap romances.
Hope y'all are ready for a pleasant ride.
xoxo.
"Oh, please, sir. Please, fuck me!" I screamed in delirium.
The heat from him disappeared for a moment, and I was sad and scared. Where did he go? What had I done wrong now? But he returned, sheathed and ready to plunge into me.
"Oh, thank God," I said breathlessly.
He chuckled a little; slowly he slid in, adjusting me on the sink, aligning me to his dick. Each thrust sent me further into a manic need to come. Perhaps I was screaming, because his hand covered my mouth. For a brief moment, I was frightened. I was panting so hard it blocked my need to breathe, but then his voice was in my ear.
"Come for me, bluebird."
He didn't want her money. He wanted her.
Elara Vance is one bad week away from losing everything. Her freelance career is barely keeping the lights on, her sister is falling apart on her couch, and her car is about to be repossessed. So when she accidentally damages a stranger's luxury car on an empty street, she knows she's ruined.
But the man who steps out of the black sedan isn't interested in her insurance. He isn't interested in the police. He isn't even interested in the forty‑two thousand dollars she owes him.
Adrian Volkov wants something else entirely.
He's been watching her for weeks. He knows about her sister, her bills, her father's death. He knows she's desperate enough to do anything. And he's about to prove it.
The contract is simple: she moves into his mansion, follows his rules, and becomes his Doll. In exchange, her debt disappears. No police. No record. No questions.
But the rules aren't what she expects. The mansion is a cage, the servants know more than they say, and Adrian's cold exterior hides something darker than she ever imagined. He doesn't just want her body. He wants her submission. Her trust. Her surrender.
And he won't stop until he has all of it.
Elara tells herself it's just a transaction. A way to survive. But the line between obligation and desire blurs with every glance, every touch, every night she spends in his bed. The more he controls her, the more she craves it. And the more she learns about his past, the more she realizes: she was never the one in control.
And now that she's his Doll, he'll never let her go.
Doll is a dark romance with explicit content, power dynamics, and a slow‑burn descent into obsession. Recommended for readers 18+.
"When does a person die, when it stops breathing, when its heart stops beating?"
"No a person dies the moment it looses hope, that's when u become an empty shell, a living doll when you have no more expectation from the world, where there are no feelings just emptiness"
"Many people would think that immortality is a blessing little do they know that this is the cruellest curse someone can give you"
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*creepy smile* " Oh Celea you really think that you will ever be able to live me" he was caressing her face, he looked like he was crazy...
"what are you talking about?"
" I'm saying that you will never be able to escape me, I won't let you go even if you love someone else, you are mine"
" your hair belongs to me" touches her hair
" your lips belong to me" touches her lips
" the eyes that look at me with indifference belong to me" touches her eyes
" your heart belongs to me..." his finger went down her neck to her heart, action wich made Celea look at where his finger's at. Claus than goes to her ear and whispers
" your whole existence belongs to me Celea"
A beautiful mermaid f from the vast ocean shapes the life of a desperate young man Daven Craig. Until he loved Samantha even after he discovered that they were living from two different worlds. A great disaster on land and ocean could be happen if they continue their relationship, but there is still a way for their world to unite. That is one of them must sacrifice its own life.
"From where I am standing right now, my blood will flow to the ocean just to be with you forever," Daven said while holding a sharp blade pointing infront of him.
But does it really takes sacrificing anyone's life just to fulfill their lifelong union? A superior power and above from all magic was true love that will cut off all curses and evilness.
You know, I recently went down this exact rabbit hole while hunting for quirky merch! Squidward's glorious mug (both his face and the drinking kind) pops up in so many places. Major retailers like Amazon and Hot Topic usually stock them, but I had the best luck with Etsy—artists there create handmade versions with extra personality, like adding his grumpy eyebrows in 3D.
For rare finds, eBay's worth stalking too—I scored a vintage 2000s Nickelodeon one there last year. Just watch out for sketchy sellers with stock photos! Pro tip: search 'Squidward Tentacles mug' plus terms like 'ceramic' or 'official' to filter results. Remember checking dimensions though; my first purchase turned out comically tiny, like a espresso cup for SpongeBob's nemesis.