Who Has The Most Embarrassing Drunk Funny Stories?

2026-04-08 17:01:04
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A girl at a bar once bet me she could lick her elbow. Spoiler: She couldn’t, but the attempt involved her somehow getting stuck in her own sweater. The bartender had to 'extricate' her while she giggled about being a 'human burrito.' The real embarrassment? She remembered everything the next day.
2026-04-09 06:03:40
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My cousin takes the cake for this. At a wedding, she somehow convinced the DJ to let her 'host' karaoke, then proceeded to sing 'I Will Always Love You' in a pitch that made dogs howl. Halfway through, she tripped off the stage (gracefully, she insists) and landed in the buffet table. The video went semi-viral in our family group chat, and now every reunion someone queues the song just to watch her turn red.
2026-04-10 09:39:45
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Ever seen someone try to fight a parking meter? My college roommate did. Swore it stole his quarter and spent 20 minutes yelling at it before 'apologizing' by tying his scarf around it like a hug. We still walk past that meter sometimes, and I half expect it to remember him. Drunk logic is its own genre of comedy—unpredictable, illogical, and weirdly endearing. Bonus: He left the scarf there, and someone kept it for weeks like public art.
2026-04-10 15:22:46
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Man, drunk stories are the best—especially when they're not yours! One that lives rent-free in my head is from a friend who, after one too many, tried to 'train' his neighbor's cat like a dog. Full-on 'sit, stay, roll over' in the hallway at 2 AM. The cat just stared, unimpressed, while he tumbled into a potted plant. The kicker? He woke up with the cat sleeping on his face and zero memory of the incident.

Another legend involves a guy who drunkenly ordered a life-sized cardboard cutout of himself online, then forgot until it arrived at his office. His coworkers still use it as a makeshift door greeter. Drunk decisions are either tragic or iconic—no in-between.
2026-04-14 19:36:03
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4 Answers2026-04-08 14:50:03
Back in my freshman year, there was this legendary night where my roommate tried to 'train' our dorm's pet turtle to do tricks after a few too many drinks. He spent hours waving a french fry like a magic wand, insisting the turtle (named Sheldon) would eventually roll over for snacks. The next morning, we found Sheldon chilling in his tank, completely indifferent, while my roommate was passed out with a half-eaten fry still clutched in his hand. The best part? He swore Sheldon had 'almost done it' and spent the next semester low-key salty about the turtle's lack of ambition. Another time, our entire floor decided to recreate 'The Lion King' with someone's stolen cafeteria tray as Pride Rock. The guy playing Simba slipped mid-roar and face-planted into a pile of laundry, which somehow made the scene even more dramatic. We still reference that performance whenever someone mentions 'circles of life' at reunions.

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You know, stumbling upon laugh-out-loud drunk stories is one of my favorite ways to unwind after a long week. Reddit’s r/DrunkOrAKid is a goldmine—people share absurd anecdotes where you guess whether the chaos was caused by alcohol or childhood innocence. The comments alone are worth scrolling through. Another spot I adore is WhiskeyRiff’s 'Drunk People Stories' section. It’s like sitting at a dive bar listening to strangers’ wild nights. Some tales are so ridiculous, I’ve cried laughing. TikTok’s #DrunkTok has bite-sized fails too, but beware—it’s a rabbit hole of spilled drinks and questionable decisions.

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5 Answers2026-04-08 05:55:42
One of the wildest drunk stories I've heard involves the legendary Robin Williams. There's a famous tale about him crashing a stand-up set at a small comedy club in the 80s, completely wasted but still delivering an impromptu hour of genius that left the audience in stitches. Apparently, he borrowed a stranger's jacket, did spot-on impressions of everyone from Nixon to a malfunctioning toaster, and finished by falling asleep on the bar. The club owner had to call a cab to haul him out, but not before he scribbled 'Sorry for the mess – love, Robin' on a napkin with ketchup. Another time, he showed up at a late-night diner and convinced the entire staff to do a synchronized dance to 'Stayin' Alive' while he narrated like a nature documentary. The man was a hurricane of chaos and charm even sober, but drunk? Unstoppable.

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5 Answers2026-04-08 13:06:26
The one that still cracks me up is the guy who drunkenly ordered a pizza and then forgot he did it. When the doorbell rang, he panicked, thinking it was the cops because he was too plastered to remember his own order. He hid under the bed while his roommate answered the door, only to hear, 'Dude, your pizza’s here.' The sheer absurdity of his fear versus the reality is pure comedy gold. Another legendary thread involved a redditor who tried to 'rescue' a garden gnome from a neighbor’s yard, convinced it was being held hostage. He woke up the next morning with the gnome tucked into bed beside him, wearing sunglasses and holding a mini bottle of vodka he’d 'gifted' it. The photos he posted of the gnome’s 'adventure' became a subreddit meme for weeks.

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