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If the warning label could be written in red letters, it would. I'm not a soft erotic writer, so you shouldn't be a soft reader. This is a house of 50 Shades Darker Steamy Romance Compilation. ALL your taboos and kinks will be fulfilled in these 1k short stories. First five stories. 1 Marry Your Daddy & Be Your Stepmom: When the thoughts, words, and touch of your boyfriend's dad gives you real orgasms, sinning is just as sweet. 2 My Gangster Masters: Though married, you're sent to the BDSM club to hunt the notorious triplet criminals. The operation is over, but your body still aches to submit to them one more time. 3 The Church Boy Is Gay: He's more innocent than a nerd. Haven't impregnated any girl. So you make him your role model until you're trapped in a room with him and the lights go off. 4 Creampied in a crowded subway: What’s discomfort in a crowded subway when you can have a stranger’s big black cock slide beneath your dress and rub your pussy till you're wet and dripping? It gets spicier, he slips into your right cotton panties and creampies you. And when you wear jeans, his huge palm breaks your button, goes down below, rubbing your clit and finger-fucking you till you become his all your subway journey. Forever. 5 My Masked Psycho: You have a fetish for masked men, and you're just the kind of lady he preys on. Others: Beastly Alpha. Voyeurism. You're a slave to the hot cell's Don and his Capos in a prison break. Stuck and fucked. The Bulgar's cock is your new obsession. Naked stranger in the elevator. Flash your goodies. Your maid and plumber are your new toys. Sex interviews… ***** Add to library let's hit this rocky road.

Artist Selena Chase unintentionally did something unforgivable to Dr. Cassandra York. That intimidating woman wanted to hear nothing from her but one No or two No's won't stop her. She knew how to get her attention and that was by booking an appointment! There was no way that the doctor would refuse a 'patient'. What she thought would be a normal session turned into a steamy one and nothing remained the same after that.

In a world where mystery blends with supernatural powers, the girl Iris suddenly finds herself in a strange place, far from her normal life. She does not know how she arrived at this place, nor does she know those around her, but a strange feeling haunts her: that there is something within her that is different from other humans. Its prelude is a gateway to a new world, where nothing is familiar, and every step reveals depths she never knew about herself and others.

I'm reading a book about a boy who bullies a girl, but they end up in love? Screw that; if it were me, I'd ruin the plot.

Since the very first time Hunter Jones laid his eyes on a petite Asian , Mey Wang, he couldn't take his eyes off her. The resident bad boy is willing to duck his nose deep in Harry Potter books and learn every spell known just to get closer to the Potter-head . Mey likes Hunter but not in a romantic way. She thinks they're too different. She's a nerd and he's a bad boy. Of course, there're a lot of books about a bad boy and a nerd falling in and walking to the sunset together but she's not just a nerd, she's also an Asian. Her parents are old-fashioned people, they'd never approve of someone like Hunter. So she tries her best to escape him. But can you really escape ? There's a potion in the spellbook but there's no un- potion, right? QOTD: Don't let fear or insecurity stop you from trying new things. Believe in yourself. Do what you . And most importantly, be kind to others, even if you don't like them. Stacy London. Started: 08.01.18 Completed: 22.02.18

Selena Fortezza entered the world of the mafia with one purpose... to ruin Draco Castellano. After a brutal attack destroys her wedding and leaves her drowning in grief, Selena’s life becomes consumed by vengeance. The men responsible belong to La Casa delle Ombre, the most feared syndicate in Italy and ruled by the powerful and merciless Castellano family. To destroy them, Selena willingly abandons the woman she once was. Trained to manipulate, seduce, and survive, she infiltrates the dangerous world of the Castellanos through Crimson Inferno, a sinful place where power, violence, and temptation intertwine. Her mission is simple... to get close to Draco Castellano, the cold-blooded heir destined to inherit the empire… then destroy him from within. But Draco is far more dangerous than Selena expected. Arrogant, possessive, and terrifyingly intelligent, Draco initially treats Selena as nothing more than another beautiful plaything. He pushes her into a twisted game of desire and control, never realizing the woman beside him is secretly planning his downfall. Yet the more Selena challenges him, the more Draco becomes obsessed with her. And obsession inside a mafia empire is deadly. Within the walls of the Castellano estate, Selena finds herself trapped in a world filled with betrayal, power struggles, jealousy, and violence. But revenge becomes complicated when emotions begin blurring the line between hatred and desire. Because the deeper Selena falls into Draco’s world, the harder it becomes to remember which parts of her feelings are real… and which parts were meant to be lies. She entered his life intending to destroy him. She never expected Draco Castellano to ruin her first. In a world ruled by blood and obsession, Selena must decide whether revenge is worth sacrificing her heart or whether loving the enemy will become her greatest mistake.