She Called It Gaming, I Called It CheatingMy wife, Nova Quill, has grown addicted to the thrill and the fresh excitement of immersive horror games. She spends almost all of her time in the gaming room fighting with the game's boss every day.
Sometimes, she even screams things like, "No!" and "Come at me if you dare!". Every time she's done playing, she'll slump on the couch with flushed cheeks, looking very exhausted.
But Nova has crossed a line by skipping out on my birthday banquet just so she can fight the boss. Unable to take it anymore, I bring up divorce in front of her.
Nova thinks I'm just making a molehill out of a tiny thing.
"I'm helping you test out a project that your company has invested in! You should be elated that the game is super fun!"
I just sneer at her in return.
"Who knows if you love the game or the boss himself? Anyway, I'm definitely divorcing you, no questions asked!"