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Priestdaddy blends dark humor and familial tension through the lens of a daughter navigating her eccentric father’s dual identity as both a Catholic priest and a larger-than-life patriarch.
NO ONE ELSE COMES CLOSE
NO ONE ELSE COMES CLOSE
WARNING: MATURE CONTENT Isabella Monte is distraught when her family loses everything. Determined not to lose her parents, she swore on her father's hospital bed to get back all they had lost, however her father told her that it was futile as their suffering was caused by Angelo Flores, the wealthiest bachelor in Panama. Angelo would stop at nothing to completely get rid of the Monte's as he blames them for the death of his parents and sister. While at the hospital with her father, Isabella is visited by none other than Angelo and a deal is placed before her. "Marry me and I will let your family go." Against her father's will, Isabella agrees to Angelo's demands. Her hatred for him is stronger than ever as she vows to make him pay for her family's suffering. But, what happens when Isabella finds herself falling for the enemy?
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161 Chapters
Triplets on Secret Mission
Triplets on Secret Mission
Despite being single, Molly May had become pregnant without her knowing how six years ago. As a result, she fell into disrepute and got abandoned by her family.Six years later, she returned with her triplets: Alex, Ben, and Claudia. The triplets with high IQ found that Sean Anderson was their biological father. Hence, they went to meet him without telling their mother.However, the CEO refused to recognize his offspring. “I have lived chastely and never had physical contact with a woman.”“DNA doesn’t lie, and that’s a fact,” said Alex, the eldest of the bunch.“People say men will forget what they've done after pulling on pants. It seems to be true,” said Ben, the middle child.“You should be happy and grateful to have three adorable kids and a beautiful wife,” said Claudia, the youngest of the bunch.While Sean played the role of a father and his relationship with the triplets grew rapidly, he was estranged from his wife.So the triplets taught him tips and tricks to pursue women: making bold moves, stealing kisses, proposing, etc.Nevertheless, Molly was distraught by his moves. “Such flirting skills befit an experienced male escort.”When Sean's identity was finally revealed, he retorted, “You are the 'escort.' Your entire family are 'escorts!'”
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1882 Chapters
Flash Marriage: A Billionaire For A Rebound
Flash Marriage: A Billionaire For A Rebound
Kenzie Wright needed a rebound guy, and a flirtatious billionaire was the perfect lad to do the job. Much to her surprise, the same striking man, Andrew Kentworthy, was determined to marry her in a flash. *** "Step one, leave the country. Done. Step two, find a rebound,” Kenzie reminded herself after stepping inside an exclusive bar. Her eyes scanned every corner of the establishment, and after spotting the best candidate, she said, "Bingo!” Kenzie strolled eagerly toward a tall and handsome stranger. She held onto his arm and said, “Hi there, sweetie. There you are. I've been looking all over for you.” She envisioned several scenarios in her head, concluding how it would play, but the man's reaction was not quite as she expected. With a smirk on his face, the man answered, “Well, if it isn't my lovely wife. I knew you could not get out of bed after what we did last night.” 'Wait. What? Last night? Wife?' Before Kenzie could even counter, his lips crashed into hers, hungrily tasting her luscious lips. 'Shameless!' She silently screamed, her eyes beaming at the gorgeous man while her knees weakened to his minty taste. Regardless of the man's words, Kenzie confirmed the stranger was the perfect rebound, and maybe… just maybe… even more. *** Book 2 of the Wright Family Series Book 1: Mommy, Where Is Daddy? The Forsaken Daughter's Return Book 3: I Kissed A CEO And He Liked It Book 4: The Devil's Love For The Heiress Book 5: I Fell For The Boy His Daddy Was A BonusNote: Each story can be read as a standalone. Follow me on social media. Search Author_LiLhyz on IG & FB.
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105 Chapters
Possesive CEO Daddy
Possesive CEO Daddy
After a one-night stand with Garvin Berret, the Powerful and cold CEO, Iris Parker was smitten and she thought there could be something between them. Her hopes crushed by his harsh words, "I don't eat the same food twice." Broken, she returned to her city to manage her family business but soon realized that a seed had been planted. Giving birth to a set of twins, she could not endure raising them alone, when they looked exactly like him. She sent one of them to Garvin with a note, "dessert after supper." Garvin frowned when he received the parcel, his son. He sent people to fetch that blondie but it was as if she disappeared from the face of the earth. After five years his son asked, “Daddy, why does everyone have a mama except me?” The other twin said to Iris, “Mummy please, I want my daddy. A lot of women were ready to marry Garvin and be the mother to his son but he said coldly to each one of them, “only one woman can be my wife and that is my son's biological mother.”
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189 Chapters
Harvey York's Rise to Power
Harvey York's Rise to Power
Taken in as a son-in-law, he led a miserable life. The moment he gained power, both his mother-in-law and sister-in-law kneeled down in front of him.His mother-in-law begged him, “Please don’t leave my daughter.”His sister-in-law said, “Brother-in-law, I was wrong…”
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The CEO's Contractual Wife
The CEO's Contractual Wife
Olivia Morgan’s world is turned upside down when she walks in on her boyfriend betraying her with her friend. Devastated and drowning in debt, she’s thrust into an unlikely arrangement with Alexander Carter, the cold and calculating CEO of Carter Enterprises. In exchange for a year-long marriage of convenience, Olivia receives the money she desperately needs—and a promotion she never expected. But as their fake relationship blurs the lines between business and pleasure, Olivia finds herself torn between the man who offers her everything and the business rival who wants her heart. In a world where betrayal is just a step away and desire burns hot, Olivia must navigate her emotions, her career, and a dangerous game of power, passion, and secrets. Can she keep her heart guarded while falling deeper into a billionaire’s web of lust and love? Or will Alexander’s cold heart melt in the heat of their undeniable chemistry?
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344 Chapters

What Awards Has 'Priestdaddy' Won?

3 Answers2025-07-01 10:02:07

I remember 'Priestdaddy' making waves when it came out, though it didn't scoop up as many awards as some expected. The big one was the 2017 Goodreads Choice Award for Memoir & Autobiography, which was huge given the competition. It also got nominated for the Thurber Prize for American Humor, showing how brilliantly it balanced deep themes with laugh-out-loud moments. What stood out was how Patricia Lockwood's unique voice—part poet, part preacher's kid—got recognized in literary circles beyond just awards. The book popped up on tons of 'Best of 2017' lists from places like The New York Times and NPR, which in my book counts as a win even without trophies.

Is 'Priestdaddy' Based On A True Story?

3 Answers2025-07-01 21:19:57

I just finished reading 'Priestdaddy' and was blown away by how raw and real it felt. The book is absolutely based on Patricia Lockwood's actual life experiences growing up with her eccentric father, who really is a Catholic priest. She doesn't hold back in describing the bizarre household dynamics - from her dad playing electric guitar in his underwear to the time she had to explain internet memes to him. The memoir captures the weirdness of religious family life with such vivid detail that it couldn't possibly be fiction. Lockwood's writing makes even the most surreal moments feel authentic, like when she describes her mother's habit of collecting stray animals or her father's unorthodox sermons. What makes it special is how she balances humor with deep emotional honesty about faith, family, and finding your place in the world.

Why Is 'Priestdaddy' Considered A Humorous Memoir?

3 Answers2025-07-01 19:44:16

I cracked up reading 'Priestdaddy' because Patricia Lockwood turns her bizarre upbringing into comedy gold. Her dad’s a guitar-shredding, ex-metalhead priest who walks around in his underwear, while her mom’s the queen of unintentional one-liners. The humor comes from how Patricia describes their antics—like her dad ranting about demons while microwaving frozen burritos, or her mom casually referring to the pope as 'Frank.' It’s not just weird family stuff; it’s how she frames it. The memoir thrives on contrasts: sacred vs. ridiculous, parental authority vs. total chaos. Her wit turns even dark moments, like financial struggles or church scandals, into something you laugh at while wincing.

Who Narrates The Audiobook Version Of 'Priestdaddy'?

3 Answers2025-07-01 19:53:54

I recently listened to 'Priestdaddy' and was blown away by the narrator's performance. The audiobook is voiced by Patricia Clarkson, who brings such warmth and wit to Patricia Lockwood's memoir. Clarkson's delivery captures the eccentricities of Lockwood's family perfectly, especially her father, the unconventional priest. Her voice has this dry humor that matches the book's tone, making the bizarre moments funnier and the tender ones more poignant. I'd recommend this audiobook to anyone who enjoys memoirs with a sharp, literary edge. If you like this, try 'Educated' by Tara Westover next—another memoir with a stellar narration.

Where Can I Buy A Signed Copy Of 'Priestdaddy'?

3 Answers2025-07-01 08:12:56

I snagged my signed copy of 'Priestdaddy' directly from the publisher's website during a limited promotion. Author Patricia Lockwood occasionally does signings through indie bookstores like Powell's or The Strand—check their event calendars. For guaranteed signed editions, rare book dealers like Bauman Rare Books often stock them, though prices can be steep. I've seen signed copies pop up on eBay, but authentication is tricky; look for COAs from reputable sellers. Pro tip: Follow Lockwood on social media; she announces surprise signed book drops there. My local bookstore special-ordered one for me after contacting the distributor, so that's another route worth trying.

How Does 'Priestdaddy' Portray Religious Family Dynamics?

3 Answers2025-07-01 12:01:34

'Priestdaddy' hit close to home in the best way. The book paints this vivid picture of a family where faith isn't just background noise—it's the entire soundtrack. The father, an actual priest, rules with this bizarre mix of divine authority and dad jokes, while the mother's quiet devotion contrasts sharply with the chaos. What's genius is how the author shows religion as both a bonding agent and a wedge—family dinners turn into theological debates, prayers become passive-aggressive weapons, and Sunday sermons double as family therapy sessions. The kids rebel but keep circling back to those ingrained values, proving you can't ever fully escape your upbringing. The dynamic feels authentic because it's messy—full of love, judgment, inside jokes, and unresolved tensions that make real families tick.

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