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Parrot From Hell: My Buddy's Revenge
Parrot From Hell: My Buddy's Revenge
作者: Perfect Timing

Chapter 1

作者: Perfect Timing
In my previous life, I died in a hospital bed. My body was riddled with tubes, and at the end, the steady rhythm of the heart monitor stretched out into one long, piercing tone.

The last sound I ever heard came from Pecky, the parrot.

Perched on the windowsill of my hospital room, it tilted its head at me and let out a soft chuckle—but it was a man's chuckle, which made it profoundly wrong and deeply unnerving to hear from a bird.

By then, I had already lost the ability to speak, but I recognized that voice without a doubt.

It belonged to my best friend, Ian Sawyer, the very man who had supposedly died of illness three years earlier.

As my soul drifted free from my body, I watched a nurse pull a white sheet over my face.

Outside the hospital room, Anne Brighton stood with red, swollen eyes, looking every bit the heartbroken widow.

She cried for a long while, then finally turned away.

I followed her to a villa on the outskirts of the city. She unlocked the front door, and inside, a man was already waiting.

It was Ian, as real as the day he'd supposedly died.

He wore a silk robe, his damp hair still clinging to his forehead, and there wasn't the slightest trace of illness on his face. His complexion was rosy, and he smiled with the vigor of an 18-year-old.

Anne walked over, wrapped her arms around him, and kissed his forehead.

"He's dead," she said.

"Finally." Ian broke into a satisfied grin.

"I spent the last three years inside that parrot's body," he said. "Every single day, I cursed him with those words until his life force slowly withered away. Now that he's dead, every bit of that life force belongs to me."

Anne cupped his face tenderly.

"You can finally have your human body back," she murmured.

Ian rose from the couch, stretched lazily, and drew in a deep breath, savoring the sensation.

"This body is finally mine again," he said. "After living as a bird for three years, I'd almost forgotten what it felt like to be human."

Anne smiled.

"When you were diagnosed with terminal cancer three years ago, I was terrified I'd lose you. Thank goodness that witch told us she could transfer your soul into a parrot and use someone else's lifespan to keep you alive.

"She said it only works if you find someone whose life thread is magically aligned with yours."

Ian leaned comfortably against her. "Your husband's life thread happened to be a perfect match for mine. His life was destined to keep me alive."

Anne kissed his hair. "He was born to die for you. That's the only reason he existed."

I stood rooted to the floor, watching my wife and my best friend in each other's arms as she said my life existed only so his could go on.

I didn't cry. What good would tears do me now?

I simply filed away every word, every glance, every single frame of that scene into my undying memory.

Then, I woke up and found myself three years in the past, on the very day Anne brought that parrot home.

"Joe? Joe, what's wrong?"

Anne's voice pulled me back to reality. She looked at me with concern, her hand resting gently on my shoulder. Her touch was warm, carrying the familiar scent of her usual perfume.

I lowered my gaze and noticed the slight swell of her belly. She was four months pregnant.

In my previous life, that child had never been born. Before my body completely gave out, the baby had already died in Anne's womb. The doctor had blamed it on malnutrition, saying the fetus simply couldn't survive.

Now, I knew the real story.

She had never wanted my baby, so she had ended the pregnancy herself.

And I had spent those final months crushed by guilt, convinced that my sickness had arrived at the worst possible time and that I had failed to protect them.

I lifted my eyes to look at Anne.

A gentle smile rested on her lips, but beneath it, I caught a glimmer of anticipation she couldn't quite mask—she was waiting for me to accept the parrot.

In my past life, I had accepted it without a second thought, doting on it like a treasured pet.

But this time, I thought better of it.

"Thank you, darling." I smiled and accepted the birdcage. "This parrot is beautiful."

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  • Parrot From Hell: My Buddy's Revenge   Chapter 9

    A week later, I returned to the training center to pick up the parrot. When Barron carried out the cage, the bird stood calmly in the center of its perch, its feathers neat and well-groomed, its eyes tranquil. It no longer cowered in the corner or trembled in fear."The results are excellent," Barron said. He clicked the clicker, and the parrot recited "I'm a good bird", then "I love my owner", and then "I don't bite".With a different signal, it said, "I'm sorry." It repeated the words softly but clearly, without any trace of reluctance."It has mastered exactly what you requested," Barron explained. "Now, it says 'I'm sorry' voluntarily more than 20 times a day without any prompting."I studied the parrot, and it met my gaze with empty gray eyes—no anger and no bitterness, just the hollow stillness of a bird that had been fully conditioned."Thank you, Barron.""My pleasure," Barron said. "However, I should mention that if the positive reinforcement is discontinued entire

  • Parrot From Hell: My Buddy's Revenge   Chapter 8

    The scandal surrounding Anne's company continued to spiral. After the influencer exposed Sabrina as a fake witch, the police launched an official investigation.Following Sabrina's confession, a web of illegal activities was exposed. She had performed so-called "soul transfers" and other dark rituals for a long list of wealthy clients.Unsurprisingly, Anne's name turned up on the list.When the news reached her board of directors, she was suspended immediately.That night, when she came home, she looked like a shell of herself. She sat silently on the couch, staring at the birdcage on the coffee table for what felt like forever."Joe.""Yeah?""Do you still want to send the parrot away?"I looked at her, finding it strange that she would voluntarily suggest sending the parrot away. That bird had always been Ian to her."I thought you said he didn't need any correction.""I…" She hesitated, dropping her voice to a near murmur. "I think maybe you were right. He needs to be trai

  • Parrot From Hell: My Buddy's Revenge   Chapter 7

    The following afternoon, Anne came home with exactly the person I had been expecting. The woman wore a long black skirt and a silver pentagram pendant around her neck. Her whole appearance screamed "witch" more than anything else."Joe, this is Sabrina Piper," Anne said. "She practices folk magic. She was in the area, so I asked her to stop by."Sabrina looked at me for a couple of seconds, then turned her attention to the birdcage on the balcony. A faint shift crossed her face, but I caught it."Make yourself at home," I offered. "Can I get you anything?""No need to trouble yourself. I'm only staying for a moment."She settled onto the couch and chatted idly with Anne about the weather, the housing market, and whatever else came to mind.Still, I noticed her stealing glances at the parrot on the balcony.I followed her gaze to the parrot.The parrot stayed still, curled in the corner of its cage. But the moment Sabrina had stepped through the door, its feathers had puffed

  • Parrot From Hell: My Buddy's Revenge   Chapter 6

    After the parrot was back in the house, Anne became even more attentive to it. She would talk to it for ten minutes every morning before leaving for work, and the first thing she did when she returned in the evening was play with it. She called it "trauma recovery" and said the parrot needed to feel safe again after everything it had been through.I didn't stop her, because I had noticed a change. The parrot could still speak, but his vocabulary had shifted.When Anne played with it, it would say things like "Good day", "You're the best", and "Great job", and sometimes even "Daddy". All of those phrases had been drilled into it at the training center.But when Anne wasn't around, what he said to me was something else entirely. "So ugly!" he snapped, like he was grinding the words out between his teeth.That afternoon, I was on the couch folding laundry when the parrot tilted its head and stared at me. Then, it said, "So ugly." I looked over. "What did you just say?"It repea

  • Parrot From Hell: My Buddy's Revenge   Chapter 5

    During the few days Anne was away on her business trip, the training center sent me a progress video every day.On the first day, the parrot was placed inside a mirrored cage. Mirrors surrounded it on all sides, reflecting countless versions of itself. It flapped frantically, screeched without stopping, and repeatedly slammed its head against the walls. The trainer, Barron Davis, left a voice message. "The stress response is fairly intense, which is exactly what we'd expect. It means the correction program is taking effect."By the second day, it had stopped struggling. It curled into a corner and hid its head beneath its wings. Barron told me that starting that day, they would be looping positive reinforcement phrases, such as "I'm a good bird" and "I love you", three thousand times in total.On the third day, the video showed the trainer standing before the cage with a clicker. He pressed it, and the parrot slowly opened its beak. "Good day," the bird said. Another click,

  • Parrot From Hell: My Buddy's Revenge   Chapter 4

    That afternoon, Anne came out of the study with her phone in hand. "Joe, I checked with the friend who sold me the parrot. He said its previous owner was an elderly woman. She had a habit of rambling all day, so it probably picked up those words from her.""Oh." I flipped through a magazine on the couch without looking up."He said it'll get better after a while. If you say more nice things to it, it'll learn them.""Okay."Anne hesitated, then added, "Don't keep ignoring it. The more you ignore it, the more it'll keep saying those awful things. Talk to it more."I set the magazine aside and looked at her. "Darling, are you seriously asking me to chat with a parrot that keeps insulting me?""It's just a bird!" she snapped. "It doesn't even know what the words mean. Why are you taking it so seriously?""I'm not.""Then, why won't you talk to it?"I parted my lips to answer, then thought better of it.That was exactly how it had been in my past life. Every disagreement ended

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