NEW STORY: SNEAKY SENIORS ENJOY......This is one of those stories that most people won't believe. Hell, I wouldn't. Honestly, I can still hardly wrap my head around it even today, and it actually happened to me. This was almost exactly six months ago, and holy shit... what a six months. The interesting parts all happen in the first week or two, so maybe I'll start there. It's gonna take me a couple hours to unpack my stuff into my new dorm room anyway, so I have some time.I should probably begin with a little backstory, because it's pretty important to help understand the things that went down.My name is Theodore Harper. Theodore was my grandpa's middle name, and is objectively horrible. I have no idea why I couldn't have his first name, William. I coulda been Will, Bill, Billy, or even stuck with the admittedly classy William. But no, Theodore. Thank god one of my best friends in kindergarten couldn't pronounce it right, so my dad offered Theo as an alternative. It seemed to stic
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