(Lily – age six)I'm six today, which is the best age, and I'd know, because I've been all the other ones.There are nineteen people at my party, a dog that isn't ours, and a cake shaped like a horse, even though I asked for a real horse.Mommy said the cake was the compromise.I don't really know what a compromise is, but she gives me a lot of them.Auntie Sonia gave me a tiara that's real, she says.Real means I'm not allowed to wear it in the bath.Great grandpa Elias isn’t here, but he sent an envelope, which is the most boring present in the world, except Mom's face when I opened it said it wasn't boring at all.She said something about shares and grandpa being too generous, but I don’t really care about that.I wish he was at the party to be all scowly at everyone laughing and being loud.Daddy thinks he’s scary, but he’s silly.There's a kid here I don't know who keeps crying near the bouncy castle. I hope his mommy comes to get him soon because I don’t want crying at my birthd
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