Bad Batch Memes Novels & Stories

HOW COME YOU ARE SO DUMB? Will_the_devil REASON NUMBER 1: I WAS BROUGHT UP IN A PALACE. REASON NUMBER 2: I NEVER CAME IN CONACT WITH ANY OTHER KID FROM OUTSIDE OF THE PALACE. REASON NUMBER 3: I NEVER HAD FRIENDS AND NEVER FELT THE NEED TO LEARN THIS GEN Z VOCABULARY. I_pooped :000 THAT'S KINDA SAD, YOU KNOW. Will_the_devil ... I_pooped

"Yes, mum, we don't need to go through the sex talk again." "Agreed," I say, looking sour. "The first time was bad enough." Horrible images of mum holding up a condom and banana fill my mind. Finn and I meet eyes, obviously thinking the same thing. All three of us burst out laughing at the memory, even though none of us were laughing at the time. "Well, I wanted to make sure you knew how to do it," she giggles and wipes her eyes. "Please stop," I breathe, slapping my hand on the table as I try to control my laughter.

#BlackwoodMeltdown was number five. The videos were everywhere. Dozens of angles of my screaming, my collapse, my desperate pleas to be left alone. And the comments... God, the comments were vicious. "She's literally insane lol" "Someone needs to get this girl some serious help" "When you're so desperate for attention you fake a breakdown " "Maya Blackwood is the poster child for what happens when you give damaged girls too much attention" The memes had already started. Screenshots of my face mid-scream with captions like "When you realize you have to take responsibility for your actions" and "POV: You're not the main character anymore."

TESSA I open I*******m first, and my world implodes all over again. The video is everywhere. Reposted, shared, turned into memes, reaction videos and compilation clips. #TessaFail is trending. #FatGirlDown has over a million views. Someone has auto-tuned my sobs and turned them into a remix. But it's the comments that really destroy me: "LMAOOOOO this is the funniest thing I've ever seen" "Imagine being this delusional about your weight"

"Aaaaah, the crush emotion is speaking" Milena mocked, "the first...no second time Rosetta D'armani has fallen and fallen hard. It's a good sight to see." "Shut up." She didn't need remembrance. "Maybe it's a tad too tight. I told you before, didn't I?" She whirled around, "You chameleon! Whenever did you tell me my dresses weren't okay!?" "I told you!" Milena defended then recoiled, "Uh...maybe a year ago?"

“Hmm. Let’s see... South Park?” Olivia laughed, shaking her head as she reached for the scallions. “Nope. Not even close.” “BoJack Horseman? No, too depressing,” he mused, sliding one of the glasses toward her across the marble island. “Give me a hint.” “Big Mouth,” she said, popping a blackberry into her mouth. Derek actually choked on a laugh, nearly spilling his own drink. “No way. Absolutely not. That show is... Liv, that show is aggressively filthy.”

Mea opened the first one under the Chatmates tab. marcc_ wants to gossip about your photo marcc_: i’d sit beside you so you could lean your head on my shoulder itsmecristy: sure. you’ll have to endure my talkative friends tho marcc_: i wouldn’t mind itsmecristy: nice <3 marcc_: wanna be my travel buddy? Mea glared madly at the three women who now ducked their heads down, feeling guilty even before she started. She still started anyway. “Seriously? ‘Nice’ and a heart damned emoji?”

"Ji Won, these are my wings... Oink! Oink! I am Mimo, the flying pig." "I hate that pig. Why are you copying that cartoon pig? You are annoying me." "You irritate me more than I can irritate you. You are always nagging me when I am playing with others." "You play with boys all the time and get hurt easily. You are bad at sports." "If I am bad at it, I can't play? Who made that rule?" "Don't argue with me. You have wounds over your knees. The boys taught you to pull off the scalp. It's so gross."