Booty Pick Up Lines の小説・ストーリー

Bobby drawled as she walked behind the bar and cocked one eyebrow, “if you wear more of those types of clothes, you’d get a lot more in tips.” “Oh, you mean so that these men can look at my ass and try to catch a feel?” “Sweetheart,” Bobby said as he walked up behind her, his hand brushing along her hip. “It doesn’t matter what you wear, everyone looks at that ass. I told you on that first day all I could do was stare at it. And I still want to sink my teeth into it.” With that, Bobby walked away but glanced over his shoulder, watching that redness creep up her cheeks. He could see that the dirty talk was probably something she wasn’t used to hearing and he was determined to change it,

I was flirting and the words bounced from my lips smoothly like butter. “And how many girls have you used that pick-up line on Kade?” “You, feel free to tell me if it’s working or if I need to up my game” Good God, I sounded like a sordid suitor trying to get in a woman’s pants after the first kiss. And that’s the fucking thing, I hadn’t even kissed her yet and I was this whipped. “Ooh you need to up your game buddy, where I come from men have better game than you”, she was teasing but I growled.

Noelle blushed at his remarks, after all this time she still can not get used to his cheesy pick up lines and this does not go unnoticed by Alexander who also knos his ife to the best of his abilities. "You will have me all throughout the honeymoon a few hours on't kill you," he sighed out. "That is here you are wrong baby girl being without you a couple minutes alone is a pain you think I can go hours without being able to touch you or hold you, or kiss you or make sweet sweet love to you, how whipped I am for you baby," "If you look to your left you will see the beautiful view of the city of love below you, so please buckle up as we prepare for landing and do not release yourself until we

“And I want to court you to be my girlfriend.” Even worse! I shrugged my head in disapproval. “You’re joking.” “Do I look like it?” “You don’t look like a clown but damn, you have a talent to be one,” I spat in annoyance. “What did you even saw in me? I’m not even beautiful!” “You are! I was in fact, blinded by your dazzling beauty,” I frowned at his clichéd pickup line. It was so cheesy I wanted to puke again right now to turn him off. I always hated awkward moments like this.

"Mr Nick Winston, that was the worst pick up line I've ever heard for the record." The girl beside me laughed and gave thumbs up to Elena saying, "That was a bummer!" Elena laughed together with her. "Then I'll make it only for me." Elena pleaded me, "Ah! No. I need too. Please. I came to eat your cooking. Um… that was the best pickup line ever. It was the first time I heard it. And it's true." She said to that girl, "Mind your business. He's the best." "Go and Look in that row. I'll come after getting here."

"An elegant creature completely undone by the dark mountains." "Do not keep me waiting, Commander," Boo panted, his voice a low, sultry purr that dripped with pure seduction. With a deliberate, fluid motion, Boo reached up to the silk of his shirt, pulling it completely open to expose his pale, smooth chest. He roughly cupped his own sensitive breasts, kneading the soft flesh with his fingers and pinching the hardened, pink nipples, flaunting his body shamelessly. He looked down at the ginger Enigma with a dirty, inviting gaze, utterly abandoning his modesty.

“We’ll get you the best outfit that’ll sucker punch that bitch. She has a Porsche? You can be prettier. You can date more popular guys.” “We’ll make sure you lose your virginity tonight!”

Haru lifts and drops his shoulders before locking in on a trio of naming girls enjoying one of the cold treats he offered to buy her. “First of all, if you actually want a girl to go out with you, don’t stare at another one’s ass when you’re asking. Second, no amount of cheap cologne is going to cover up that musky desperation.” It’s almost like the tousled layers of his hair are ears that flop down, but it doesn’t stop her stern disposition as she crosses her arms at him.

“It's the truth. I'm the mother fucking best out there and they know it.” “Yes princess but the name is too long. Picture this conversation; I'm going to get takeouts from my cooking is better than your girlfriend's” I raised a brow. “This isn't one of the times you have to be sensible babe” she replied with a laugh. “But, I get your point. We need something catchy and fun.” “We’ll brainstorm later, I just wanted to bring it to your notice. Wine?” “Of course, let me get it.” “Sit, you were about to faint from hunger. I don't want to stress you.”

I said, stepping away from him. "Wait!" he exclaimed. I stopped walking and glanced back at him. "At least tell me your name?" he asked. "It wouldn't be nice if I don't remember the name of the damsel I just saved." Wow, he must have really thought his pick-up lines would work on me. I wondered how many girls he had charmed with those lines. I must admit, he smiled at everything he said. It was somewhat annoying since nothing was amusing yet strangely alluring, as his smile made him even more attractive.