Dropped My Cheating Wife, Got a New One
As I lean into the arms of my sexy gym trainer, I randomly come across a forum post that displays my home's coordinates in its IP address.
"Everyone, what should I do if I've accidentally ruined my boss' husband's luxurious custom-fitted suit when I was washing it earlier? I'm just an assistant, so there's no way I can afford to pay for it!"
At first glance, I can tell that the post is made by Archie Carter, the personal assistant of Valerie Henderson, whom I've married via a marriage alliance.
Someone leaves a scathing comment in the post.
"What else can you do? Cough up the payment, of course! What's the point in making this post?"
"You call yourself an assistant when in reality, you'