Alpha's Secret Mate
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"August, as your mother, I think it is best if we had a serious discussion about your flatulence problem."
"Bleh!" Gus gummed at the foot in his mouth, bare-assed and still needing a good powder. I took the offending diaper away, making sure it was as far away from my nose as humanly possible. Peas—sweet Goddess take me—were always a mistake! "Bleh nah nah neh!"
"I know, you think it a most wondrous gift," I powdered him, tickling his little pot belly that sent his foot careening out of his giggling mouth. "But I am of a different mindset entirely."