Fart Bomb Novelas e Histórias

A loud growling sound crumbles in her stomach and after a few minutes, she releases a silent but deadly bomb. "What the fuck! Did you just fart?" he furiously said, but couldn't cover his nose for his hand was stuck due to the confined space. "I'm sorry. It happens when I'm tense," she sheepishly said to him. Her face blushed and turns into red. Meanwhile, the security guard passed by the car where they were hiding and smell the fumes of the fart. "Did something die in here?" He almost pukes as he sniffs the rotten smell of Ella's fart. "I better call the pest control before it gets worst." He rushes out of the garage and back to his station to call out for help.

He was very careful on all the details of the grenade he was trying to finish. And Jack completed the two designs of grenade. It was a cylindrical in shape and it is two inches in height and it's like the satellite he did last time. There is a button on top of it that you need to press and then throw it and will make a very strong explosions even in his tiny shape. It's called the PBOMB. It can hit an area of six by six and it would be the strongest explosion it will ever made and the wide maximum explosions of an area would be nine by nine and it was his first choice of design.

But the malevolent aura in the air only grew stronger! There was even a hint of... The smell of gunpowder! "It's a nuclear bomb!" Frederick exclaimed in shock. "Haha! I knew you'd guess it quickly, Hades! I've actually implanted a micro hydrogen bomb inside myself. Once I die, the bomb will trigger its self-destruct mechanism! At least half of Aston will become a living hell!" Six's eerie laughter filled the air, resonating throughout the room. The crowd's faces turned ashen. "A nuclear bomb? We're finished!"

He shrieked loudly, “D*mn it, Harold, you just pooped your pants!” “What?!” Everyone turned toward Harold simultaneously. It was obvious! There was something disgusting leaking from Harold’s butt! Lady Wilson shouted angrily, “D*mn it, you b*stard, this sofa is imported from Italy!” Harold was equally dumbfounded. He blurted innocently, “I… I… I don’t know what happened! My stomach was hurting, and it hurt so bad, I wanted to fart, then…” Wendy asked in bewilderment, “Harold, did you breath in some of the powder when you ground the laxatives?”

That was their imaginations and thoughts about him. Felix was also scared and thought about that but he still insist on talking to him because he rather got a punch than poop in his pants. "Please.." He continues while the boy look at him with his scary eyes like he was about to eat him alive. While Felix was waiting for the answer of the boy, he can't help himself and suddenly he fart aloud. And with that loud fart he never thought that it came out the poop he was trying to avoid to come out. All the kids in the line was laughing at him when he heard them fart . While he was bowing his head looking on the floor and holding his behind who already had a poop.

When he couldn’t find it because of the people around, he stepped on the bench and shouted. “Listen!” He caught some attention. They thought he was just preaching something so not everyone was listening. “I am SPO2 Simeon Ferran. Please… Immediately get out of the mall and go to a safe place! There are three bombs inside the mall.” Most of them didn’t believe him so he had no choice but to pull out his gun and pointed it at the ceiling then he pulled the trigger. People moved away from the fountain and there he saw a strange black bag on the side of the fountain. When he opened it, two minutes left!

Chapter 28 Caleb’s POV In my previous life, the one where I didn't smell like yeast and desperation, I was a connoisseur of fine biological warfare. Not the kind involving anthrax, but the kind involving corporate boardrooms, high-fiber muffins, and strategic timing. But today, I had outdone myself. I had combined a triple-strength dose of industrial-grade laxatives with a proprietary blend of "Fart-Inducing Legume Extract" I’d sourced from a sketchy bodybuilder forum. I called it The Knight’s Gambit. Alaric called it delicious soup.

Mom glared at the naughty sextuplet. [ ** NOTE TO THE READERS: Potato Bombs are small domestic explosives made using a potato. They can be made at home. They may be harmless, noisy crackers but it is better not to try them at home without proper supervision ** ] “You ruined the prank, Mom !” Kai whined. “You were not supposed to tell him !!” he cribbed. “Ashton dear, please prescribe something for this wild one too,” Mom said while c*cking her head towards a pouting Kai, making us all laugh.

They called me a genius ! “ …. of donkeys !”, they completed their sentence before screaming, “All warriors on alert, all warriors on alert. The volcano, Mt. Joy Stone is about to erupt !! We repeat …. ” And that’s how all the three stinky farts ran out of my dorm’s window, door and teleporting themselves respectively out of there but not before opening three cans of tear gas. These fvcking b*stards ! “WE WILL KILL YOU !!”