Hockey Boyfriend For Pay
she asks, her back to me, "If 'guys who take care of themselves are hot' is not good enough for you, what is?"
"I don't know, Boss, maybe... 'for men who don't give a shit'?" I try with a tired laugh because I can't think of anything, but then it sparks an actual thought, "No, wait, maybe. Like... something funny would make me turn and see."
"Something funny," Ana murmurs as she writes, nodding, "Well... 'Not caring' is a male trait. Also, being dumb."
I laugh at that chirp. She's not wrong.