Funny Prompt Novels & Stories

“YEAH ! LET THE UNINVITED MOTHERFVCKER GET A TASTE OF ALL OUR ATTENTION AND LOVE” “KILL ! KILL ! KILL !” “BARBECUE HIS ASS, FVCKERS !!” “EVERYONE SHUT THE “HELL” UP ! SEE ? SEE ? WHAT I DID THERE ?” “YEAH SUCKER. YOU USED A PUN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR LIFE” “HELL NO ! I AM PUN LORD” “NO YOU ARE POOP LORD. THAT’S IT” “SHUT UP, GUYS ! YOU ARE BEING SO UNCOOL”

Also suffered a paralysis on her left hand, leaving only the right one functioning. Nemo: her Intelligent black pet cat. Charlotte: her manager. ….. (System) I'm darling I'm honey Together were darling honey, the doppelganger system. Honey and Darling: two cute talking white bunnies, in the form of teddy, but possess normal humans hands and feets which look just as tiny as their appearance. They have the same appearance and could be mistaken as one if they don't appear together.

🎶🎼 Fat Funny Friend By Maddie Zahm I break the ice… so they don’t see my size… and I have to be nice… or I be next punchline… I’m just the best friend in a Hollywood movie… who only exists to continue the story… the girl gets the guy while I’m standing off screen… so I wait for my cue to be comic relief… Can’t be too loud, can’t be too busy… if I don’t answer now how they still gonna need me… can’t be too proud, can’t be think pretty… do there keep me around so their flaws just seem silly? Life of a funny fat friend… life of a funny fat friend…

There was a mischievous glint in her eyes. She was five years my senior, and she had spent the better part of our childhood treating my tears like her personal entertainment. Back then, whenever one of her pranks hit its mark, I would chase her all over the house until Mom finally stepped in and chewed us both out. "Unit 1314, bark like a dog," she commanded. The moment the command registered, I tucked in my chin, stuck out my tongue, and began barking loudly. Sapphire doubled over with laughter, turning to Mom and Dad. "Dexter really learned his lesson this time! Remember how he used to drag his feet for half an hour every time we told him to practice his handwriting? Now look at him—he bar

my love. '' It was long but seeing your face made it better.'' ''How was your day.'' '' It wasn't that Interesting.''

Do you make them yourself? Attached to her text is one of my Facebook profile pictures. A string of messages asking me to call her when I have some time to talk makes my pulse quicken. Without a second thought, I start typing out a reply as my mouth goes dry. There's so much I have to tell her, but that's not anything knew. I could talk to Vasilisa about paint drying on the wall, and it'd still be interesting because she'd make it so. SMS: Thanks Vash. Yeah, I like crafting. :) Can I call now? It’s my day off.

FuN FaCt: There's a world record for the most world record titles 🌎 Have a great day everyone Love ya'll 🥰

‌ Liam no‌dded. ⁠“Keep going.” Noah brighte‍n⁠e⁠d again. “Four. We do fun t‌hi⁠ngs even wh‍en we’re bus‌y.”‌ Ava leaned back. “That sounds expen‍si⁠ve.” ⁠Noah shrugged. “Fun is free.” Liam muttered— “Depen‍ds on the definit‌ion.” Noah ignored him completely. “Five. We write new promises every year.”

“Uh…air. Just air.” He glanced up then, suspicious. “You’re strange.” “I get that a lot.” [System Tip: Try humor using self-deprecation. Humans find it relatable.] I sighed. “Dream, if I die under your management, tell my funeral guests I was killed by deadlines and your resting glare.” His fingers paused on the keyboard. One heartbeat. Two. Then, very faintly, almost inaudibly, he exhaled through his nose. [System Alert: Micro-laugh detected. Progress 75%.]

Finishing the job. ****😑****