Funny Random Things の小説・ストーリー

"I'm sorry I'm late, CeCe." The moment those words—sounding especially respectful and familiar—left Terrence's lips, the whole private room fell silent. Everyone's eyes widened, as if they couldn't believe what they'd just heard. After a brief silence, Vanessa suddenly burst into loud, shrill laughter. "CeCe? Oh my goodness, that's hilarious!" She pointed at me, her face full of disdain and contempt. "I knew it! How could a fresh graduate like you possibly land a client as tough as Gilla Group on your own? Turns out all you did was just climb into Mr. Kapowsky's bed!"

"FUCK THIS SHITS!" ********

Every rational thought scattered. Fuck.

Stupid embarassing childhood pics. ************************************ Poor Ken.

It's pathetic! He dropped that bomb and strutted off before I could fire back. I could hardly believe my ears that such boneheaded words came from the man I have loved for years. His so-called 'cozy winter promos' were just a table with free cups of cheap black coffee and some giveaway gloves out front. The coffee often went cold, untouched, and those gloves ended up in the street bin. However, Seth, of course, thought they were pure gold. Somehow, I was the one cashing in on Lily's ideas!

I had to go crazy and hump a random guy before it stopped. Her: oh geez! I need to award myself with gold, aren't I amazing? (Teary laughing emoji) Me: (bored) get a life and get married. Her: when there are so many cocks to try? Never! (Extreme laughing) But don't worry, your package may or may not contain anything sexual and shocking. Just remember to take a pic of your expression and send it to me, I have to see. Me: if it's a stupid thing, don't ever come back to Washington or you're screwed!

he teased, grinning. "Shut up, Shawn," I muttered, but I couldn’t help the tiny smile that tugged at my lips. 31. Go ice skating. 32. Write a letter to my future self. 33. Try yoga. 34. Have a water balloon fight. 35. Make a scrapbook. 36. Go to a drive-in movie. 37. Try a new hairstyle. 38. Do a random act of kindness. 39. Have a bonfire. 40. Ride a bike somewhere far.

“It’s kinda gloomy in here, isn’t it? All..serious.” She suddenly clapped her hands. “I have an idea! How about we do something… fun? Just for a little bit. To, like, de stress?” I was wary. “Fun?” The concept felt alien. Fun was a luxury I’d never known. “Yeah! Like....” Rachel rummaged in her oversized, brightly colored bag that seemed to contain everything but a kitchen sink. She pulled out a small, sleek tablet. “I could show you some hilarious cat videos! Or, oh! Better yet! I have this app that makes your face do weird things. It’s totally stupid, but it always makes me laugh.”

AT THE RESORT’s Jamie and Diane go out to find a gift for Franz mother, sister, and children as they were at a mart they are sharing ideas on what suitable thing to buy for them and they come up with the most valuable things because as Jamie look at it they are blessed with all the stuff. For Mrs. Ribbs, we choose a rose bouquet soap flower, for Freya- a hydroponic terrarium container light, for his children’s Frianna- wooden carving music box while Claire's chooses a smartwatch. I don’t know what they want but because I’m so nervous I need to be satisfied with what I give them as a gift.

Life is so confusing. ***