Love with a twist
Damn it, brain, couldn't you just shut up?
"Abhi, Priti," Kyra started, her voice dripping with mock sweetness, "do you remember the glorious photos of these ungrateful cockroaches with their heads dipped in the commode? Or the ones where they turned the bathroom floor into a swimming pool of puke before they dove in? Should we post them tonight?"
Priti immediately joined in, unlocking her phone. "Oh yeah, Kyra! I have the perfect one—it has both of them in it!" Abhi leaned over, nodding in approval as the trio huddled around her screen like conspirators.