Overall Puns Novels & Stories

“YEAH ! LET THE UNINVITED MOTHERFVCKER GET A TASTE OF ALL OUR ATTENTION AND LOVE” “KILL ! KILL ! KILL !” “BARBECUE HIS ASS, FVCKERS !!” “EVERYONE SHUT THE “HELL” UP ! SEE ? SEE ? WHAT I DID THERE ?” “YEAH SUCKER. YOU USED A PUN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR LIFE” “HELL NO ! I AM PUN LORD” “NO YOU ARE POOP LORD. THAT’S IT” “SHUT UP, GUYS ! YOU ARE BEING SO UNCOOL”

“YEAH ! LET THE UNINVITED MOTHERFVCKER GET A TASTE OF ALL OUR ATTENTION AND LOVE” “KILL ! KILL ! KILL !” “BARBECUE HIS ASS, FVCKERS !!” “EVERYONE SHUT THE “HELL” UP ! SEE ? SEE ? WHAT I DID THERE ?” “YEAH SUCKER. YOU USED A PUN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR LIFE” “HELL NO ! I AM PUN LORD” “NO YOU ARE POOP LORD. THAT’S IT” “SHUT UP, GUYS ! YOU ARE BEING SO UNCOOL”

“YEAH ! LET THE UNINVITED MOTHERFVCKER GET A TASTE OF ALL OUR ATTENTION AND LOVE” “KILL ! KILL ! KILL !” “BARBECUE HIS ASS, FVCKERS !!” “EVERYONE SHUT THE “HELL” UP ! SEE ? SEE ? WHAT I DID THERE ?” “YEAH SUCKER. YOU USED A PUN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR LIFE” “HELL NO ! I AM PUN LORD” “NO YOU ARE POOP LORD. THAT’S IT” “SHUT UP, GUYS ! YOU ARE BEING SO UNCOOL”

And he looks at me with a questioning look. "Who the duck doesn't want spine? And why?" He looks really ridiculous right now. I bit my lip, holding my laughter. "Because it's holding me back," I said without a smile on my face. "What the f*ck?! Now you're the pun girl?!" He laughed. Turns out this sh*t is still my brother. "That's a good one sis, maybe you can teach me some of your puns! You know abuela hates puns!" He said and laughed. Yep, he's my brother all right.

The class was quiet before Leonard raised his hands and Lillian told him to go ahead and answer the question since he was the only one ready to answer the question. " in my simplest definition of pun,pun is like playing with words, but in its joke,there's an important meaning. For my example,.." He walks to the board and writes "Leonard likes colouring clothes,he dies everyday." He underlines the dies and told the class that because "dyes" and "dies" sound similar, he played with both words. Other students gave their examples too,they were actually waiting for one person to answer first and it was Leonard who didn't speak to anyone in class that answered first. His example seems disturbing t

Elliot suggests, pushing the women touching him away "Definitely not" Caden replies and I understand. Remington is a Motherfucking son of a chicken. Weak, subservient and a good fucking bore to play around. "He literally peed his pant the day he got tagged" Vlad points out and Caden grinds his teeth I throw my dart again. Bullseye. Bullying is beneath us and life can get boring so we the VENOMS found nice ways of entertaining ourselves. Like tagging someone for punishment.

I laugh, forced laugh to be specific, and scratch my neck. “Hehe yeah!” I said, I was awkward from his pun that isn’t really that funny. “Oh! The Luna laughed!” I was startled from his sudden outburst. “See that Caleb? You said I’m not punny but Luna shown otherwise!” I saw Caleb rolled his eyes as Levi laugh his heart out from his “punny pun”. I smiled from their bond. “Please Luna, don’t encourage Levi with his jokes.” Caleb said with his pleading eyes. I didn’t know what to say nor react but I manage to nod.

| Is Geometry your favorite subject? … ’cause you look beautiful in whatever angle. | Can you give me a blood test? … so you’ll know you’re my type. | Can I have directions? … Where else? To your heart. | Excuse me, you dropped something. … My jaw. | Did it hurt? … when you fell from heaven. | There were also ones that made use of puns: | Are you from Jamaica? … ’cause Jamaican me crazy. | Are you a tower?

"Talking about p**n, do you know there's Pun party on Sunday. Angel invited us all for her party. I was surprised she tagged Lilly too amongst her special guest. She invited you too. Haven't you checked you?" "Are you serious?" "Yes. You haven't checked our class W******p group's message?" ""Yes, I haven't. What's the Pun party about?" "I think it's about words play and still having fun with music and food and also truth and dare, I think a couple of games but Pun game party is the theme. I don't know why shw wanted it. I was surprised when I saw it too because she hadn't call for such celebration before. Anyway, it's fine. Bad boy, I'm off to bed."