Very Punny Novels & Stories

"What are you laughing at, punk?" "Oh, he's lost it. Things are going so badly for him that he's snapped!"

"Talking about p**n, do you know there's Pun party on Sunday. Angel invited us all for her party. I was surprised she tagged Lilly too amongst her special guest. She invited you too. Haven't you checked you?" "Are you serious?" "Yes. You haven't checked our class W******p group's message?" ""Yes, I haven't. What's the Pun party about?" "I think it's about words play and still having fun with music and food and also truth and dare, I think a couple of games but Pun game party is the theme. I don't know why shw wanted it. I was surprised when I saw it too because she hadn't call for such celebration before. Anyway, it's fine. Bad boy, I'm off to bed."

They ate my ice cream and my candy mama 😭😭😭😭 ( uncle) punise ( punished) them " Piya said sadly..... " Then you can tell your Baba ( father) princess he will buy you another and he can punished them" I said her... " No, Mama ( uncle) I said this to Baba ( father) , but he said he can't punise ( punished) them and when he brout ( brought) another candy for me, Mommy snatcd ( snatched) this too saying this cany is not good for children " Piya said while pouting ... I know Fatima and Jiya loved candy and ice-cream but how can they snatched candy from a child!!!!

"...and you thought of your bastard son?" Crimson seeped from Alton's collar, filling his neck and cheeks. In my altered state of understanding, I had images of cartoons I'd seen as a child. Ones with a funny little bald-headed man wearing hunting gear. When he was mad, the redness rose, much like a thermometer, until the top of his head blew. That was what I saw as I looked toward the man I was about to marry.

She bites her lower lip, physically vibrating with the effort of holding the thought inside her skull. I reach out, digging my fingers hard into her arm. I step heavily on her foot, trying to ground her. Don’t fucking say it, I project desperately with my mind. She completely fails. “The Pennys,” Queenie blurts out, her voice cracking as she points between the two of them with an awful, hysterical laugh. “I mean, come on, you have to hear it. It is literally right there. The Pennys. The Pennis. That is just a penis. You operate a mystical business as Mr. and Mrs. Penis.”

might be more accurate. "Whatever," Punky muttered. "Just go and don't forget to take your skank with you." I chuckled and walked over to Jake, presenting my back for him to tie the strings of my top. But after he finished, I turned back to face Punky. With a sly grin, I told her, "Takes one to know one, love," in my best British accent and tapped her nose, sending her irritation into overdrive. "Do you realize that by saying that, you've just insulted yourself again?" she retorted.

Lenox pov If my dear brothers think I'd be one to drop an issue, they're so bloody wrong; it's hilarious. See what I did there? Bloody, that's a pun for what I intend to enjoy. A childish giggle escapes my lips as I approach the forest line. Every time I plan some fun, I can't help but get overly excited at the thoughts running through my mind. And the closer I get to the action, the more my body trembles. I tighten my grip around the axe and take a deep breath in preparation for the weekend trip to the happy land.

I laugh, forced laugh to be specific, and scratch my neck. “Hehe yeah!” I said, I was awkward from his pun that isn’t really that funny. “Oh! The Luna laughed!” I was startled from his sudden outburst. “See that Caleb? You said I’m not punny but Luna shown otherwise!” I saw Caleb rolled his eyes as Levi laugh his heart out from his “punny pun”. I smiled from their bond. “Please Luna, don’t encourage Levi with his jokes.” Caleb said with his pleading eyes. I didn’t know what to say nor react but I manage to nod.

“YEAH ! LET THE UNINVITED MOTHERFVCKER GET A TASTE OF ALL OUR ATTENTION AND LOVE” “KILL ! KILL ! KILL !” “BARBECUE HIS ASS, FVCKERS !!” “EVERYONE SHUT THE “HELL” UP ! SEE ? SEE ? WHAT I DID THERE ?” “YEAH SUCKER. YOU USED A PUN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR LIFE” “HELL NO ! I AM PUN LORD” “NO YOU ARE POOP LORD. THAT’S IT” “SHUT UP, GUYS ! YOU ARE BEING SO UNCOOL”