My Dog Shipped Me With My Boyfriend's Buddy
My boyfriend, Hayden Klein, has just finished grilling my favorite chicken wings when his childhood friend, Sophie Miller, walks over and takes a bite.
"You know me the best, Hayden," she says approvingly.
Before I can react, I hear an angry voice getting closer. "Ugh! That awful woman is about to drink that jerk's drink again."
As those words fall, Sophie really does pick up Hayden's cup.
"Mom, don't be such a pushover this time around. Otherwise, you'll get so angry you'll end up dying of breast cancer."
Confused, I look around.
My dog, Daisy, is baring her teeth at Sophie.
Was it... my dog?
I cautiously take a bite of my boyfriend's handsome best friend's chicken wing.
"Way to go, Mom! This time, you have to end up with Oliver instead. Don't choose that jerk again!"
Daisy wags her tail so hard that it practically resembles a helicopter rotor.
"Oliver is ready to become 'the other man' for love. Mom is the most charming woman ever!"