Pick Up Lines Para Sa Crush の小説・ストーリー

"ah sus kahit matanda na ako wala pa rin akong balak na mag hanap nang mapapangasawa noh kaya tigil tigilan mo ako masaya na ako na tayo lang dalawa" "ayaw nyo ba nang Afam hahaha?" "kahit Koreano pa yan ayaw ko" "hahaha talaga ba" "ikaw ang maghanap na" "tita kusang dumarating na lang yan pero alam nyo po may customer ako kanina at alam nyo po ba parang nastarstruck ako sa kanya kanina kasi napakamatipunong lalaki nya at ang gwapo gwapo pa"

“Fuck, are you a lady at all?” “What? You want me to blush?” She asked sarcastically “Of course any lady will be falling at their feet just to hear me say that to them” “Then go to any lay cause I'm not them” She glared pushing my head, “Your hand is even strong” I grumbled “Learn new words, your pick-up lines are retarded” She said savagely “Aish……” I groaned and tried to stand up but she'd pushed my head back, “Learn new lines, these ones are not making me blush anymore”

I wasn’t paying attention to her teaching. “Come on, Sarah. It’s every man's weak spot.” She snapped her white manicured nails “Have you tried using s3x?” She added in a whisper and my eyes widened. “What? No Ma, I didn’t say Me. I said my friend,” I tried to cover up but she shook her head in dismissal “there is nothing to be ashamed off. Couples have misunderstandings— but my counsel for you, is to give him a mind-blowing s3x,” she winked.

I called her, harboring last hopes, but no one picked up after several calls. That was when I suddenly heard Zack's voice coming from the other end of the line. "Helen is in the shower. She's really tired. You understand, don't you?" He hung up right after that. To hell with them.

Maikli niyang reply. " Okay take care! " With kiss emoji. Nagiisip pa siya ng irereply kaya tinitignan lang ang screen ng kanyang cellphone. Medyo pasilip silip naman si Eric. Maya maya lang ay nag ingay at nagsisigawan na ang mga tao sa excitement. Pangunahing boses na narinig niyang nagtitili ay ang boses ni Cheska. Akala mo isa itong teenager na nakakita ng crush niya, hi di mo aakalaing isa itong Doctor.

I asked " Yes I have met you " she chuckled " and I know you have zero social life and that's why you have me, together we will rule the world. " She stated. " Uhmm psycho " I said. " You love me " she said " I love you too. Oh here comes Bryce, act cool " I said to her but I'm actually going crazy in my mind. My crush is going to pass here I got paired with my crush in my science project I wonder if we will make babies soon

May caption pang "My Daniel Junior miss your tight hole already, wanna give it a suck?" Putang ina! Sisigaw na sana ako sa kilig ng may bigla na naman ulit dumating na message at nang buksan ko ito ay halos kumabog ang dibdib ko at bigla akong napahiga. Nagsend siya ng picture ng Sperm niya na hawak niya at ang caption, "wish you were here. Sayang to. You can drink it all you want, its all yours."

a nerd OMG, how can a nerd actually had a crush on me, well I am ladies type every one of them want a piece of me, they all earn my touches like you do nerd He said arrogantly, but what can I do about you nerd, I am sorry I had to break your heart, but I am not interested in you and stop having a stupid crush on me because it's can never happen between us, and you ain't my type to begin with he smirked as he continues You are so ugly, you dressed so poor, had a lot of Wrinkles like an old woman with your round ugly glasses, gosh you are so disgusting, well I don't really hate you neither did I like you too but having a crush on me is ridiculous, it's cool if you are just day dreaming it's ne

Tumingin ako sa paligid at nakitang may iilang napatingin na sa gawi namin dahil sa ginawa ni Lulu. Hinila ko siya at binulungan "Ano ba Lu! Tumahimik ka nga, baka makita na nila tayo at yung suot nating P.e!" madiin kong tugon sa kanyang namamangha pa ding ekspresyon. "Sel, magpeperform ng sayaw yung troupe na kasali yung crush ko! Andito yung crush kong grade 11!" pagkontrol niya sa tili nya.