Swapping Out the Groom
"Calling the police? What would that look like? The wedding invitations have already gone out. Do you know how unlucky that is? How disgraceful?"
"Exactly," her husband echoed. "The police would have to investigate, ask questions—how would it look to have the groom missing right before the ceremony?"
I laughed silently to myself. They said calling the police was bad luck, but the truth was, they were all in on it—two of a kind, and not the good kind.