How to Avoid Death on a Daily Basis
“We shall wrestle for it. The winner will lead the fight against the elf. The loser will bend his knee and follow orders. Agreed?”
“No, not agreed.” I was tired of having to deal with so many pointless distractions, and Jenny being pissed off was trying my patience.
“What did she mean by ‘untouchable’, do you think?” I asked, hoping to move past the awkwardness.
“I don’t know,” said Jenny. “Maybe it means you’re dead inside and can’t have honest feelings for other people unless it involves sex with a dwarf.”
Kind of specific.
Untouchable certainly didn’t refer to my emotions. I might not have been the most emotional person, but I still had the full gamut. Happy, angry, sad. That’s all of the
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