The Vampire Prince’s Addiction:The Servant I Bought Loves Me Too Much
"Dear valued customer, our system detects you are already bonded to a vampire mate. We do not recommend purchasing a second supernatural being. Vampires are very possessive, you know. ??"
I typed back with a sad face. "I can't afford to keep that vampire anymore."
The rep sent a helpless-looking emoji. "If you insist, we will do our best to ensure the werewolf's safety."
"What do you mean?"
"It means if that vampire shows up, we will equip the werewolf with anti-vampire gear, like garlic spray, a silver collar, that sort of thing."
"...Thanks," I replied, hesitating for a moment before clicking 'Purchase.'
"Enjoy your new companion."