Your So Fat Jokes Novels & Stories

Tess betrayed by her boyfriend left the city without telling a soul, with only one thing on her mind, “revenge”.

Rose Watson spent years surviving two things: poverty… and David Robinson. Soccer prodigy. Male model. Arrogant jerk. He made fun of her weight and her poverty. She made sure he regretted opening his mouth. They fight. They insult each other. They can't stand being in the same room. Until one engagement changes everything. Forced to work side by side, Rose discovers that her worst enemy is hiding secrets she never expected—and David realizes the "fat girl" he mocked all his life is the only woman he can't walk away from. But when hatred turns into desire, and old wounds refuse to heal. Who will surrender first? Her biggest bully. His greatest nemesis. One love story neither of them saw coming. Fat Girl's Nemesis — a hilarious, emotional enemies-to-lovers romance filled with banter, heartbreak, jealousy, and a love worth fighting for.

What happens when a wedding planner has to work alongside a temperamental and annoying bride's brother to plan the wedding of the year? Chaos, pure chaos. The last thing Violet needed was a man to touch her slightly not so flat stomach (or perhaps it was a little more than slightly not to flat) and press her against a wall. She wasn't a model, and she knew it. So naturally, she just sucks her stomach in. Violet prided herself on creating the best weddings society has ever seen, the last thing she needed was to go head to head with the bride's brother, when planning Melbourne's biggest wedding of the year. Alex was everything Violet could dream about, but not touch. Handsome, built straight out of a magazine with the six pack. Was his interest in Violet genuine, or just another charm for the bedrest?

My competitive eater classmate, Selina Reeves, bound me to a fat transfer system. No matter how much food she ate, I was the one who gained weight. Later, she was named one of the top 100 food bloggers while I ballooned to 200 pounds and lost my job. My boyfriend did not seem to mind. He even proposed with unwavering confidence. A month later, Selina entered a competitive eating contest and devoured 20 pounds of ribs in one sitting. The excessive fat intake triggered acute hypertension, and I died on the spot. My husband inherited my substantial fortune, then turned around and married Selina without a second thought. When I opened my eyes again, I found myself three months in the past. Selina's food streaming career was just starting to gain traction, and I still weighed 90 pounds. This time, I snatched the ten-inch cake right out of her hands and ate every last bite. She had no idea I had bound myself to a food transfer system. No matter how much I ate, it would transfer to her stomach tenfold.

Alpha Sherwood called me fat, barren, and boring — in front of hundreds of witnesses. Just a year later, I’m unrecognizable. He isn’t. There’s a secret I’ve been carrying since one reckless night with a stranger I never expected to see again — and an ultrasound photo I can’t afford to let anyone find. My family sold me once for an alliance. Now they’re selling me again — to Alpha Jason Salford, a man hiding behind a wheelchair and a lie his own grandmother helped him tell. He has no idea who just walked back into his world. Or what she’s hiding beneath her dress.

“You’re too fat to be my Luna.” Those seven words from my fated mate destroyed me. Alpha Derek rejected me in front of the entire pack, chose my skinny stepsister instead, and made my life a living hell. They starved me, beat me, and laughed as I suffered. But I survived. I escaped. I transformed. And I became everything they said I could never be. Now I’m back—stronger, fiercer, and mated to the most powerful Lycan King in existence. Derek’s on his knees, begging for a second chance. Too bad I’m done being the weak, broken girl he threw away. This time, I’m the one doing the rejecting.

I've just left the washroom when Vanessa Shallow, who has just returned from her maternity leave, covers her mouth as she laughs at me. "Wow, you really are quick when it comes to bathroom breaks, huh? No wonder your sales performance is increasing by leaps and bounds! I suppose it's all thanks to your ability to take off your pants very quickly!" Vanessa acts as though she's joking as she starts making faces at the male colleagues around us. "Right, I forgot how prideful young ladies are nowadays! They can't seem to accept such truths when spoken in such a blunt manner!" The colleagues burst out laughing in a lecherous way afterward. Their perverted gazes keep clinging to my legs the whole time. As I stare at Vanessa's slightly bloated face, my gaze grows cold. It seems that she's so anxious to get her position as the project leader back that she's willing to shed even her sense of shame and propriety. I take a step forward and speak up. "I'm not as skilled as you are when it comes to such things, Vanessa. After all, not everyone is capable of making Mr. Studdard visit their home every midnight during their maternity leave." As soon as my words fall, the previously rowdy office goes deathly silent.

​"You don't deserve to be my Luna. Leave." ​For three years, Kimberly has been the secret punchline of the Silver-Claw pack. Labeled "barren," "fat," and "useless" by her own husband, Alpha Daven, she has spent every day trying to shrink herself to earn a sliver of his affection. She endured the mockery of his concubines, the coldness of her own parents, and the isolation of a marriage that never was. ​But tonight, at the annual ballroom summit, the mask finally slips. After a public humiliation engineered by her rivals and a brutal confrontation that leaves her gasping for air on the ballroom floor, Kimberly realizes the truth: she isn't just failing as a Luna—she is being destroyed by the man who vowed to protect her. ​Broken, discarded, and standing amidst the wreckage of her life, Kimberly makes a choice that will shake the pack to its core. She is done being the "good girl." ​She is done being a victim. It’s time for the unwanted Luna to reclaim her life, even if she has to burn the pack down to do it.

I walked in on my own birthday cake and my sister in my fiancé's bed. Same night, same house, same face as mine — because Noel and I are twins, and she's spent her whole life proving she can take anything that's ever been mine. He hit me for calling her a liar. She smiled when he did it. So I did the one thing neither of them saw coming. I got in my car. I found the nearest bar. I kissed a stranger like he could erase three years in one night. I didn't ask his name. Didn't need it — until it was on every headline in the country the next morning, and I was the scandal standing next to it. Ace Stone doesn't marry for love. He marries because his grandfather's will gave him ninety days and no room to lose his empire to a boardroom full of vultures. I don't marry for money. I marry because my mother's heart won't survive the paperwork it takes to say no. Twenty million dollars. A ring that isn't mine. One rule: don't feel anything real. We were supposed to be better liars than this. Because somewhere between the cameras and the countdown and the ex-fiancé who thinks I'm still his to reclaim, Ace Stone stopped performing. He pulled me off a dark street with his hands shaking harder than mine. He told a nurse I was family. He didn't sound like he was lying. My sister isn't finished with me. She never is. But I've spent my whole life being the "before" to someone else's "after" — too much space, not enough silence, never quite what anyone ordered. I'm done being edited down to fit. He married a scandal. He has no idea what she's about to become.

For twenty-one years, Sincerely Ashford endured a lifetime cruelty because of her weight. Treated as a servant by her own family, she survived with one fragile hope—that her fated mate would finally set her free. Instead, fate gives her Alpha Roland Blackwood who publicly humiliates and reject her before hundreds of wolves, declaring the Moon Goddess made a mistake. To complete her humiliation, he crowns her beautiful stepsister as his future Luna. Broken by the rejection, Sincerely flees into the storm, only to be struck by an SUV belonging to Ryker West—Roland’s greatest rival and the most feared Alpha in the territory. Ryker doesn’t see a woman who’s “too fat”, he sees his ideal type of woman. However, when Roland discovers that his discarded mate is now claimed by his enemy, regret turns into deadly jealousy, but Ryker would go to war and even burn down both packs to protect Sincerely’s gorgeous curves. In a world that punished her for her body, can Sincerely learn to trust the Alpha who worships it?