My Runaway Mafia Groom Wants Me Back
He can wax lyrical about Peter Parker for hours and I’m hoping this will be enough to distract him.
“Peter’s only a boy,” Jackson says with a giggle, like I’m the silliest person on the planet.
“But Batman is old like you.”
Ouch.
I’m not sure that 26 can be classified as teetering on the edge of the grave, but I guess to a 4-year old, it must seem pretty ancient.
On par with middle-aged Batman, in fact.
“Oh look, there’s your school up ahead. Are you excited to see all your friends?” I ask desperately.