Dad Joke Examples Novels & Stories

I successfully disappeared for five years. Five. Whole. Years. Do you understand how hard that is when you're internationally hunted, emotionally unstable, and raising a five-year-old child who thinks hiding under restaurant tables counts as "stealth mode"? I had a plan. Disappear quietly. Protect my daughter. Never see Caelan Valecrest again. Simple. Effective. Emotionally catastrophic, sure, but effective. Except apparently the universe looked at my suffering and said, "Needs more comedy." Because after five years of hiding from corrupt billionaires, secret syndicates, and people who think illegal human experimentation is a fun hobby… I got exposed by a child with pigtails and zero survival instincts. "Daddy!" That's what Kaeliviane yelled. In public. Directly at Caelan Valecrest. Do you know what kind of spiritual damage that causes a person? Caelan froze. I froze. Even the waiter carrying champagne froze. Meanwhile, my daughter was smiling proudly like she'd just solved world hunger instead of detonating my entire life. Now Caelan keeps appearing everywhere "coincidentally." Sir, you are the CEO of Valecrest Global Holdings. You do not accidentally appear at playgrounds carrying strawberry milk and dinosaur bandages. And why is he good with children?! One minute he's terrifying billionaires in boardrooms, the next he's kneeling on the ground helping Kaeliviane bandage her stuffed rabbit because apparently "Mr. Bunbun had emotional damage." Traitorously, she adores him. Absolutely obsessed. Yesterday she told me, very seriously: "Mommy, Daddy looks scary but his eyes become sparkly when he sees me." I nearly passed away. Meanwhile, I'm trying very hard to survive secret organizations hunting my family, assassins who don't believe in personal space, emotional trauma, and the deeply unfortunate realization that I might still be stupidly in love with Caelan Valecrest. Honestly, being chased by international syndicates was less stressful.

Para kay Josephine Thomas, ang arranged marriage niya kay Nicholas Herrera ay hindi isang sakripisyo kundi isang katuparan ng matagal na niyang pangarap. Mahal niya ito mula pa noon pa man. Kahit alam niyang isa lang siyang ampon at ginamit ng pamilya niya para sa negosyo, hindi siya nagreklamo. Kahit malamig si Nicholas at hindi siya minahal pabalik, tiniis niya ang sakit. Ngunit ang akala niyang magiging daan para mahalin siya ng asawa ay siya ring sumira sa kanya. Sa araw na balak niyang sabihin kay Nicholas na buntis siya, nakita niya ito sa ospital, kasama ang babaeng totoong minamahal nito. At sa harap ng mga mata niya, narinig niya ang pinaka-masakit na salita. “Magpapakasal na kami, Josephine. Magpa-file na ako ng divorce.” Gumuho ang mundo niya, pero hindi siya sumuko. Kahit delikado para sa puso niya, pinili niyang ituloy ang pagbubuntis. Hanggang sa isang araw, nawala siya sa buhay ni Nicholas… at hindi na muling lumingon. Apat na taon ang lumipas, at muling nagkrus ang mga landas nila. Sa pagkakataong ito, si Nicholas na ang humahabol. Puno ng pagsisisi, gustong bumawi. Pero may puwang pa ba siya sa puso ni Josephine? O huli na ang lahat para sa kanilang dalawa?

After being betrayed and framed by her boyfriend and her best friend, Alliyah Monteverde found herself drowning in heartbreak. Isang gabi, habang pilit niyang kinakalimutan ang lahat ng sakit, nakilala niya ang isang misteryosong estranghero. One unforgettable night changed everything. Kinabukasan, nagising siyang katabi ang lalaking hindi niya kilala. Dahil sa hiya at guilt, nag-iwan siya ng pera sa bedside table bago tahimik na umalis. Hindi niya alam na ang lalaking iniwan niya ay si Darf Montenegro—the cold, powerful, at billionaire CEO everyone feared. Nainsulto si Darf nang makita ang perang iniwan ng babae.

Nabaligtad ang perpektong buhay ng bilyonaryong CEO na si Adrian Montenegro nang hindi inaasahang tinawag siya ng isang batang babae na "Daddy." Ang isang nakakagulat na pagsusuri sa DNA ay nagbubunyag ng katotohanan na hindi niya nakitang darating, na pumipilit sa kanya na yakapin ang pagiging ama habang kinakaharap ang babae mula sa kanyang nakaraan na nawala na may isang lihim na nagbabago ng buhay. Habang nagsasalpukan ang pag-ibig, pagtataksil, at pamilya, nalaman ni Adrian na ang pinakamalaking kapalaran ay hindi ang kanyang bilyun-bilyon—ito ang pagkakataong maging ama at lalaki na dati niyang nilalayong maging.

After her family's company went bankrupt, Lorelie Gonzales was forced to marry a man rumored to be an old, ugly man. Lorelie didn't let herself get controlled by the people around her and run away. Alam niyang wala na siyang pakatutunguhang iba dahil alam niya kung gaano kasakim ang ina niya kaya nagpunta siya sa bar. There, she made the dance floor on fire as she started grinding her hips. Little did she know, fate has something to give her that ended her to have one night with a hot stranger.

Sanggano. Barumbado. Tarantado. Ilan sa pantukoy kay ISAGANI TRINIDAD sa lugar na kinalakhan. Wala siyang pakialam sa kahit anong marinig lalo na kung walang ambag sa buhay niya. One night, he was kidnapped. And the one who abducted him, was a beautiful woman named Willow Esposito Ivanov. The reason---Willow wants him to join Foedus, an organization that once he won't survive the initiation, it means he will die. Snatched. Fascinated. Jeopardized. Three words he felt while being initiated. And when he thought everything was fine after he became a member of Foedus and has Willow on his side... the reason why he was chosen, and the secret behind his past will blow to his face like a bomb.

"Do you want me to stop?" tanong ni Nicholas sa akin gamit ang pang-aakit na boses. Naglalakbay ang kaniyang mga kamay patungo sa aking perlas na sinilangan. Napaarko ang katawan ko sa kiliti at sensasyon na binibigay sa akin ng kaniyang kamay. "Tell me, Rosetta. Do you want me to stop?" "No..." "No what, Rosetta? No what?!" "No, Daddy. Please Daddy, Wreck me. Pleasure me...." **** After losing everything—her father, her fortune, and her future—Rosetta Morgan is desperate. The bills are stacking up, and the world she's known has turned cold. Then comes an offer she can’t refuse: one man, one deal, one way out. Nicholas Rivas is a billionaire with a body built for sin and a heart frozen by the past. He doesn’t do love. He does control. But Rosetta is unlike anyone he's ever met—fierce, vulnerable, and too tempting to ignore. Their arrangement is simple: no strings, no emotions. Just pleasure, power, and enough sparks to burn down every rule he’s ever made. But when passion turns possessive and feelings get in the way, the lines start to blur—and the cost of falling might be more than either of them bargained for.  

"I want divorce. Let's end this contract marriage, Gabriette. Sign this." Iyon ang malamig na sinabi sa kaniya ng asawa niya. Halos nabingi si Gabriette Amarylle at tumigil sa pag-ikot ang mundo nila. Akala niya ay maayos na ang lahat sa kanila ngunit bigla siyang gustong hiwalayan ng kaniyang asawa na si Jax Thaddeus Fortier. Matapos ang lahat ng paghihirap niya para makuha ang loob ng lalake... Tiniis din niya ang pananakit ng lola ni Jax sa kaniya tuwing wala ang asawa. Tinanggap niya rin nang malaman ang sekreto nito na pagiging leader ng isang mafia organization. Ngunit sa divorce din pala magtatapos ang lahat. Hindi agad siya sumuko. Sinubukan pa niya na ilaban ang kasal nila. Hanggang sa lumala lamang lahat. Isang gabi, matapos magdala ng babae ang asawa niya sa mansion, muntik na siyang mapatay mismo sa kanilang tahanan para lamang pirmahan na niya ang divorce agreement. Takot at galit ang naramdaman ni Gabriette. Mabilis siyang pumirma at duguan na umalis do'n habang may laman na ang kaniyang sinapupunan. Umalis siya at nagpakalayo. Sa gabing 'yon, nangako si Gabriette na hindi na siya muli maaapi at kailanma'y hindi niya ipaaalam sa mga Fortier na may nabuo sila ni Jax. After divorce, she hid her baby to his mafia daddy. Ngunit hanggang kailan niya ito maitatago?

She was betrayed, almost raped, imprisoned, and killed. Everyone thought she was dead, but someone helped her escape. Five years later, bumalik siya kasama ang babaeng anak niya. Ngunit hindi niya inaasahan na kambal pala nito ang anak ng CEO. Sumilay ang nakakabighani na ngiti sa labi ng CEO habang nakatitig sa mga labi niya. "Looks like your daughter resembled my son. It means they are twins. Why don't you marry me and add them three?"

"KATAWAN KO KAPALIT ANG AKING KALAYAAN!" Wala akong pera na puwedeng ibigay para palayain mo. Katawan ko lang ang kaya kong i-offer. And..." bigla siyang nahiya sa susunod na naisip. Pero iyon nalang ang kaya niyang ibigay kapalit ng paglaya. "V-virgìn ako." "Even if you are a vìrgin! I don't like to touch you! Anak ka ng pinakamaruming tao sa lipunan!" "Kung hindi ako, ano? Pera? Wala ako n' on. At sa tingin ko, hindi mo na kailangan ng pera." Nagulat siya nang bigla siya nitong hapitin sa beywang. "Anong ginagawa ng ama mo at ang marumi niyang pera. I'll make him pay! Sigurado akong babayaran niya ang pinakamamahal niyang prinsesa ng kahit anong kayamanan niya!" Hindi natakot si Leona. Siya naman ang tumawa ng malakas. Dahil doon ay kumunot ang noo ng lalake. Amused to why she was acting the way she is. "Nagkamali ka yata ng kinidnap. Kahit humingi ka pa ng singkong duling, hindi ka babayaran ng magaling kong ama! Hindi niya pag-aaksayahan ng pera ang bastardang katulad ko!" **** Nyx Kali Soliman vanished from the world after the death of his wife and unborn child. Nagtamo siya nang matinding pinsala kung saan kinailangan niya ng maraming taon para maka-recover. And when he did. Revenge is his ultimate goal. At uunahin niyang kunin ang mga taong mahalaga sa lalakeng dahilan ng pagdurusa niya ng maraming taon. Paano kung ang taong akala niya ay magpapabagsak sa kalaban ay taong magpapalambot sa matigas niyang puso? Kaya ba niyang kalimutan ang nakaraan para sa pag-ibig na umuusbong? The world is darker. Unsafe. Full of mischievous lies. Just like how Leona lied to him. She carried their child without him knowing. But faith reunited them. She is the secretary. He is the boss. And between them? A four years old baby girl.