Darkest Jokes Novels & Stories

Te Amo, Mr. CEO is all about love, grievance, hatred, and a dark past. From the title itself, it tells us that everybody can love anyone they want, even if it is the CEO of the most successful company in the world. Love is not impossible for the synchronized hearts of two persons---this story will prove that to you. "Life is hard," was one of the common mottos we are hearing from others. It was hard, especially for a single mother, Ramina Maxine, who wants the best for her daughter. That's why she made the best of it and applied as the secretary of a ruthless CEO of Mattheios Company, Percy Bysshe. As they work together, she would know a lot about his life. Contrary to her belief, she didn't know that he was living a miserable life. She was there on his darkest nights. She was there during his vulnerable times. When he fell for her, a revelation was revealed which rocked their world apart. How were they involved from the past? Would it affect their relationship in the present?

All Aria ever wanted was to fix their broken bond. But just when she discovers she’s pregnant with twins, his long-awaited pups, she finds her mate, Alpha Aiden, cradling another woman in his arms… and bringing her into their home. Humiliated, heartbroken, and pushed aside, Aria vanishes without a word. But Aiden’s world shatters the moment he finds her diary and realizes the truth: she was carrying his children all along. Now he’ll tear apart the realm to find her. Mate bond or not, betrayal or not, he’ll bring her back, even if it means burning everything in his path. Because losing her once was a mistake. Losing her again? Unforgivable. But Aiden isn’t the only Alpha who wants her. In her darkest hour, Aria crosses paths with Kaelen, the rogue Alpha feared across the realms, who offers her protection and a chance to rise stronger than before.

Warning : This book is filthy, addictive, and dangerously addictive. Once you start… you won’t want to stop. NAUGHTY DESIRES — because some cravings are too wicked to resist. In the velvet darkness where pleasure and pain entwine, surrender is the only choice. A dominant stranger pins you beneath him on a bed of crimson rose petals, his hand wrapped possessively around your throat as your body trembles in helpless ecstasy. A ruthless billionaire demands your complete submission in a candlelit penthouse, turning your whispered “no” into a breathless “more.” A dangerous lover drags you into the shadows, where every touch brands you, every command unravels you, and every climax leaves you aching for the next forbidden taste. These scorching stories plunge deep into the rawest, darkest corners of desire—where powerful men take what they crave and willing women beg to be taken. No limits. No mercy. Only raw, dripping, heart-pounding heat that will ruin you for anything tame.

She’s a rogue, the newly crowned defiant female Alpha of the Rogue clan, living on the edge of survival. He’s the infamous Alpha Lucas, a ruthless king whose cold heart and insatiable desire for power and supremacy crush all who defy him—especially rogues. When Lucas wipes out the entire Rogue clan, sparing Mia to claim her as his slave, he plans to break her spirit and sate his darkest desires. But the Moon Goddess has other plans. Their mate bond ignites, crushing his vow to never love. Mia's wild defiance and unexpected sweetness become his obsession, taming the beast within him. Yet their forbidden bond stirs a storm and secrets from their pasts threaten to shatter their love and spark a war that could consume them both. Can love conquer a cursed king and a rogue’s rebellion, or will their pasts tear them apart forever?

Betrayed by her boyfriend and stepsister, Rihanna Smith was sold to an exclusive club catering to the darkest desires of powerful men. Desperate for freedom and revenge, she agreed to marry her first client, a blind and crippled man with only one rule: never get pregnant. What she didn’t know was that her husband was Dustin Crawford, a zillionaire who could buy the entire city with a snap of his fingers. She used his power to destroy everyone who wronged her… but broke the contract the moment she conceived. After completing her revenge, she vanished without a trace. Five years later, she returns, only to be greeted by a man who stands from his wheelchair, kisses her deeply, and says, “Wife, do you think if I were blind I would marry you?” Now that she knows the truth, one question remains: Even if their marriage was a game…is she ready to play again?

Suck my cock while your husband watches. Feel my thick cum dripping down your throat as I ruin your married wet pussy in front of him. On New Year’s Eve, frustrated wife Lily-Rose’s boring marriage explodes when her husband Jimmy confesses his darkest fantasy he wants to watch a real man destroy her. Enter Jax, a dangerous, tattooed biker with a massive vein cock and zero mercy. What starts as one filthy night of being used,spanged,choked, and filled with hot cum turns into an addiction Lily-Rose can’t escape. Torn between her safe husband and the biker who owns every hole and every moan, Lily-Rose must decide how far she’ll go to feel truly alive. Dirty.pleasured, Raw. Unforgettable. Will she return to her vanilla life… or become the biker’s personal cumslut forever?

Elise was cruelly pushed down the staircase after a fiery confrontation with her husband and his mistress. She thought her life was over, but when she opened her eyes, she discovered she had gone back a year in time—back to when she still had a chance to rewrite her story. The first step in her new life was to cut ties with the man who betrayed her. He had saved her in her darkest moment, only to deceive and destroy her in the end. This time, Elise vowed to steer clear of her past mistakes, rebuild her family's legacy, and make everyone who wronged her pay for their sins. However, as she climbed the ladder of success, an enigmatic and captivating man entered her life, challenging her resolve. Elise wanted nothing to do with love again, convinced it would only hinder her, but his persistence began to chip away at the walls she had built around her heart.

"I am married!" I spat into his face. "You can't just walk in here and spew nonsense just because I am carrying your baby." His smirk returned and I realised that I made a mistake that day. That day, I thought I was getting into bed with a gentle soul. But this man in front of me has the darkest of auras. It is the kind that makes it hard to look away or slam the door in his face. So, when he took two more steps closer, I could barely move. Then, he said, "I don't care if you are married because now that I have seen you, it is a must you come with me." ~~~~~ Carrie, on the run from her impending wedding, found herself entangled in a reckless one-night stand with a mysterious and affluent stranger. Little did she know that this fleeting moment of passion would weave a fate she could never escape.

I was the forgotten princess. Powerless. Unwanted. A disappointment. Until the blood moon awakened something inside me. A wolf so massive and terrifying that my own father locked me in the darkest dungeon and declared me dead. But I am not dead. And I am not alone. Kael Blackthorne, Alpha of the Black Wolves and my family’s sworn enemy, tears through the palace to claim me. His fated mate. A bond neither of us asked for, and neither of us can escape. He says my family built the empire on lies and slaughter, and an ancient prophecy ties my fate to his. That I could reunite the wolves or tear them apart. Now my brother hunts me. My father wants me silenced. And the bond pulls me toward a man I was raised to hate. The prophecy demands a sacrifice. One bound by fate will fall. I just don't know if it will be me, or him.

Her own family called her a curse and threw her away. The darkest Alpha of the North calls her mate. But she will not be his queen. She will be the goddess of her own revenge. Luna turns eighteen today. She should find her soulmate. Instead, she finds hunters with silver bullets. Silas Vane saves her life. Then he tells her the truth. Her father sold her to him thirteen years ago. A sacrifice to end a blood feud. He was supposed to kill her. He didnt. Now the hunters are at his gates. Lunas own family wants her dead. And Silas gives her a choice. Die like a hunted animal, or stand beside him and burn the world that betrayed her. Luna chooses fire. She will not kneel. She will not break. And the curse everyone fears is about to become their worst nightmare. The Alpha's Sinful Luna. She stopped running. Now the North will bleed...