Dropped My Cheating Wife, Got a New One
As I lean into the arms of my sexy gym trainer, I randomly come across a forum post that displays my home's coordinates in its IP address.
"Everyone, what should I do if I've accidentally ruined my boss' husband's luxurious custom-fitted suit when I was washing it earlier? I'm just an assistant, so there's no way I can afford to pay for it!"
At first glance, I can tell that the post is made by Archie Carter, the personal assistant of Valerie Henderson, whom I've married via a marriage alliance.
Someone leaves a scathing comment in the post.
"What else can you do? Cough up the payment, of course! What's the point in making this post?"
"You call yourself an assistant when in reality, you're nothing but a pretentious phony! You think you can get away with making mistakes just by crying about how poor you are?"
Archie quickly replies, "I wanted to compensate for the damages, but when Ms. Henderson found out about it, she already made me 'compensate' using other methods. I used the whole night to pay the price, you know!"
One can only imagine how wild the night could have been for Valerie and Archie.
I just laugh before sharing the post to my admirers' group chat.
"Whoever can knock off Henderson Group's stock price by five points gets to replace that useless wife of mine."