Drunk Funnies Novels & Stories

He grabbed her by the shirt and roughly pulled her close. She could perceive alcohol in his breath. And his cologne. Its scent never left her brain. She tried to be free from his grip but he pulled her closer. She gasped when she was an inch close to kissing him. “You are unlucky today” he rasped. His eyes slanted as he stared at her lips. “You are drunk, I will call the driver” she said trying to be free. “Where have you been avoiding me?” he asked “No I didn’t….I didn’t avoid you. You are a busy man so I let you be” Bella stammered and tried to look away but he tightened his grip on her hand. It was almost painful. That got her attention. “Liar!” he hissed harshly. . His eyes intent on her lips. No matter how she tried, she just couldn’t look away from him. Those icy blues always had her in a choke hold. “Alex please let me go. You are drunk and you won’t remember anything tomorrow” He smirked.” Isn’t that better” “Alex if you don’t remember... I will not forget” she begged. Her heart raced as his eyes roamed her face and stopped at her lips. “Good. You will remember. That will be your punishment” and then he slammed his lips on hers. ****** Bella Lyn’s new job is to be the assistant to the secretary of the biggest conglomerate in the country. She is all shades of emotions when she realized that Alexander Kendrick, her ex is also her boss. Now Alexander is back for her and he would definitely not take no for an answer.

I used to be so happy with my husband, Ian Shaw, until his first love got too drunk one day and was taken away by five strange men for an entire night. To protect her reputation, he told everyone that I was the one who was kidnapped that night. Everyone criticized me, calling the baby in my belly a child of shame. I questioned Ian hysterically, but he said nonchalantly, "Ruby isn’t married yet. People will laugh at her if the news spreads." I looked icily at the man I had loved for six years, shock taking over as I realized he had probably never loved me back.

Kimberly Davies dreamed of a fairy-tale wedding like a princess in a storybook. However, all her dreams shattered when reality did not meet her expectations. Her husband constantly ignored her, and since the day they got married, Kimberly felt unwanted. With her heart broken into pieces, Kimberly went to a nightclub. Yet fate seemed to play a cruel joke on her repeatedly. The beautiful woman got drunk and ended up in the bed of Damian Darrel-a dangerous man who is the step-uncle of her husband. What will happen next between Damian and Kimberly? Their forbidden relationship has trapped them as if lost in a labyrinth. Will fate bring them together, or will separation be their destiny?

Every woman's dream is to have a happy family, a loving husband who treats her like a princess. But no two are exactly alike, because on the other hand not everyone is lucky enough to have it. Brianna is the woman who dreamed about this kind of happy ending. But little did she know, she would experience the paradox of it. She married the man who cheated on her multiple times, hit her whenever he's drunk and doesn't even care about her pregnancy. Why is she staying with this kind of person? Almost an evil. She suffered a lot, because of her love for this man, yet she still chooses him. Will Briana long to this cruelty forever?

The last thing Willow expected is to be rejected by her boyfriend; Asher, the beta of Blue Moon pack, minutes before his coronation party. Drunk and heartbroken, she ends up in the Alpha's son's bed, and not only did she get wild, she also asked him to marry her. Carter is the future heir to his father's business and there's one problem; he can't take over the pack without a Luna. Literally out of options, he takes Willow up on her offer. What better way for her to get revenge on her ex than for her to become Luna? After much conviction, she accepts, but is that really the right choice?

I gave birth to my son prematurely on a train, and my fiance sold both of us off to go live with my parents’ real daughter. After I reincarnated, I watched my parents find their real daughter again, and I could not stop my tears as well as laughter. Not only did I personally get my fiance drunk, I sent him my sister’s way, and he got her pregnant. I tied up the person I hated the most in the train carriage. The station ahead was the one where I got trapped in a small village for the entirety of my last life. In this life, it was going to be her turn. Her and her child’s!

#ENTRY FOR:#1 Inescapable Bondage: Becoming the Forbidden Possession of the Mafia Boss Late at night, a drunk Eugene finds himself deep in a New York back alley to relieve himself when he witnesses a murder. Momentarily stunned by the killer's appearance, he tries to escape before being discovered, but the killer's gun barrel points toward Eugene... The blonde killer, called Valentine, proposes to the witness Eugene that if he can guess the flavor of the candy in his mouth, he'll let him live. Emboldened by alcohol, Eugene steals a kiss from the killer to taste the candy. However, the blonde killer says he's changed his mind and points the gun at him again...

The man I had a one-night stand with is the CEO! "Romantic relationships between employees are strictly forbidden" Karina's chaotic love life starts when she lands her dream only to fall in love with her colleague on the first day. Things get more complicated when the CEO finds out about her forbidden relationship. Drunk and heartbroken, Karina spends a steamy night with a stranger only to find out that it is her Devil CEO boss. Karina navigates the complicated web of lust and lies with her unwavering determination to reach her career goals. What will happen to Karina and her love life when the Devil CEO demands that she becomes his ‘personal secretary’?

Heartbroken after her boyfriend’s betrayal, Raina Ross drowns her sorrows in alcohol. Drunk, she mistakenly has a one-night stand with Asher Storm, who mistakes her for someone else. A tragic accident the next morning leaves her with amnesia and mistaken identity as Avery Wellesley, the widow of a powerful family. Seven years later, Raina returns with her twin sons, and Asher reenters her life, determined to uncover the truth about the woman he can’t forget. As Raina’s memories return and she falls in love with Asher, secrets unravel, forcing her to face betrayal, love, and danger as she fights for her true identity and the safety of her family.

Serena willie, a lady in her late twenties who was just as innocent as her face looked like. The naive Serena had just found out she would be getting married to old Gonzalez who had helped her father in sorting her mother’s hospital bill. It was an agreement and they had failed to come to terms with it. There was nothing anyone could do rather than embrace the changes that was about to come. Leaving the house to enjoy her last night of freedom, she gets caught up with a guy after being offered a drink which got her drunk leading them to the same bed that night. What happens when she finds out he was going to be her stepson.