Funny High Romane & Geschichten

they all shout and we all laugh. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A/N: Enjoy the moments while it last.

She deadass did save my life but something in the back of my mind kept telling me that was not the reason I was agitated to meet her. "Then tell me what the fuck the reason is, you stupid brain." I yelled into my pillow, muffling the sound to the point where it almost sounded non-existent. I'm not one to play mind games, I just wanted to know the reason. Did you get the pun there? I'm so fucking funny. I know you're shaking your head thinking of what a stupid pun that was. But you know it was fucking lit. Maybe I should go into Comedy instead, I'm too funny for Urban/Realistic/Drama. Imagine my next stop being called Life of Eve: Comedy and Puns. What do you think?

If she could just show him— “Yeah, well then God has a warped sense of humor. I thought you were an angel. Sent to me in reparation for all the craziness in my life, for my good deeds and honest living. That my mother had finally got it right.” He snorted and threw up his hands. “Yeah, that’s a good one. God, she must have had a field day with this. A fucking mermaid.”

"You’re freaking out because you’re a virgin, aren’t you?" My stomach twisted. I glared at him. "That’s none of your business." He laughed, his eyes glinting with amusement. "Maddy the virgin. It all makes sense now." "Shut up," I snapped, my face burning with shame. I couldn’t believe he was doing this—mocking me, just like he used to back in high school. The same Ethan, always making me feel small. I pushed past him, getting out of bed as fast as I could. I grabbed my clothes, my hands shaking. I needed to get out of there. "Stay away from me," I muttered, struggling to hold back the tears that threatened to spill.

They sounded kiddish but it didn't mean that it was less offensive. I was about to retort but Shivaay beat me to it. "To steal the fries from your tray even when I have my own." He gestured toward his tray with a smirk before literally taking a fistful of fries from Keith's tray while he looked ready to burst out. "Jackal," he said to rile him up further. "The joke's on you, ha! Besides, what are you guys? 16 or something? Acting like "get a life" high schoolers? Don't worry though, I am here for food only. Strictly."

Sensing that things have taken a serious turn, I decide to make my final two questions lighthearted. "What's the funniest thing that's ever happened to you?" He instantly grins, and the tension that briefly enveloped us dissipates within seconds. "During senior year of high school on April Fools', Kalix thought it'd be hilarious to hang a bucket of green paint from the ceiling directly above my locker. The string that triggered the bucket was set to go off when I opened it, and as soon as I did, I was drenched in green paint. To make matters worse, the locker door swung wide open, activating a mechanism that released white feathers all over me. I had two more classes to endure, no spare clot

If anyone thought he was hot back in high school, they hadn’t seen the upgrade. And I had seen him shirtless. Twice. Unfortunately. The images forming in my mind were all kinds of wrong. Especially since I’d just gotten out of a breakup. And the guy in question made high school hell for me. Not the “you look weird with braces” kind of bully. The “I dumped milk on you, suck it up” kind. I hated him for that. I still did. “If you keep undressing me with your eyes, I’m going to get shy,” Liam said over his shoulder, smirking.

Clementine POV "Listen, students of Vampire High, welcome to National Vampire High Day year 29768." Chairman's introduction that we are at the top of the stage with some board of Chairman. Everyone applauded so I just joined. "Today, we're going to celebrate it. But first, we the board Chairman of Vampire high wants to say Thank you to the Vaughn family." The Chairman said that's why everyone looked at our behavior. Wrong, they Fin turned out. The twins just smiled with Creed except for Fin who had no emotion.

… Three days after the HAT ended, Middleton High received an official notice from the Education Ministry. Ashley Wynn had been permanently barred from taking the HAT and expelled from the school. Meanwhile, because the other 14 students had committed comparatively less serious offenses, their names were simply placed on a demerit list.