Funny High Novels & Stories

"I have a sense of humor, thank you very much. I just don't find your fart jokes funny." Felecia snickered. "Everyone likes a fart joke, Moana." Harper waved his fork at Kelsey. "I don't care who you are. Fart jokes are classic." "Stop calling me Moana." Kelsey rolled her eyes. "They're disgusting." "You're disgusting." "Your mom's disgusting." Jamie's brows shot up and he covered his mouth with a fist. "Oh." "Now who is being immature?" Harper's grin only widened. "Your mom jokes are classic. Everyone knows that." Kelsey waved her hand.

That was when Sunny came up to me, whispering into my ear, "Here comes the prank!" Even as my mind went blank, he pulled out a remote and pressed a button, and everyone's heads jerked around as a recording of Andy's voice boomed. "I feel like I could get sick everytime I see Jane's face! She's actually eating leftovers out of a chute!" "I wouldn't even date her, if I didn't have to get Mandy's favorite crystal shoes with this prank." "Someone like her is fated to be a garbage picker. And she wants to marry me? Dream on!"

I thought my life would get better, but maybe I shouldn't have expected too much from a freaking high school bully. Just after he made me come with a gasp, we heard a loud bang.

🎶🎼 Fat Funny Friend By Maddie Zahm I break the ice… so they don’t see my size… and I have to be nice… or I be next punchline… I’m just the best friend in a Hollywood movie… who only exists to continue the story… the girl gets the guy while I’m standing off screen… so I wait for my cue to be comic relief… Can’t be too loud, can’t be too busy… if I don’t answer now how they still gonna need me… can’t be too proud, can’t be think pretty… do there keep me around so their flaws just seem silly? Life of a funny fat friend… life of a funny fat friend…

He questioned. “You’re a genius Billion so figure it out.” Jesse put two plus two together and got four as his answer but the proposition sounded so ridiculous in his head that he burst out laughing. He laughed so hard that tears streamed down his cheeks. “What’s funny?”. She inquired. “You.” He guffawed. “God that felt good.” He threw his head back with a sigh, chuckled then looked back at Helena who was scowling at him. “How am I funny? I just offered you your job back and you think that’s funny?”.

I quickly leave ______ High school a place for the weird and unweird, funny thing is I'm the weirdest here, I only got one friend and that happens to be my bestie, and I love her so much, but sometimes I feel if she gets to know the real me that she'd think am a freak and leave or she'll tell the authorities or even if she happens to accept me, I'd feel like her pet cause come on am practically an animal, my thought gets interrupted by a loud horn

I was stunned for a moment before explaining. Everyone turned to look at Mark when he suddenly burst out laughing and even our teacher was amazed at the behavior he showed. “What's funny about?” Ms. Sanchez rude question as she raised an eyebrow and stared into Mark's eyes evily. "Oh shit, my stomach hurts from laughing." I frowned obvious wonder.

Whatever but it makes us laugh that is the main point here," lilly said while getting off from the floor where we are rolling and laughing. " Yes guys it makes us laugh and we are relieved from the uni's stress which we are feeling when we came back from the uni. And laughing is good for our health. Zay said like a therapist. " Yes yes, it is," I said while sitting on the couch from the ground. " Okay guys, what are you guys gonna eat? Tell me I am going it make it" lilly yelled from the kitchen. Zay and I yelled spaghetti at the same time. We looked at each other and laughed again like children.

They aren't mine, before somebody will Coman arrest me now o😂🙌🏻. We'll soon be back to our humorrrrr! Don't worry, I'm sorry for the sad chapters😩. So if you love this chapter and you think I'm communicating something through this humor book, VOTE AND COMMENT! Love y'all! Lazypen

She said and the couple laughed it off, claiming that they understand "Mom, can we leave please?" Max spoke up in his deep sexy voice that was laced with annoy Immediately they left, "Olivia, how could you greet elders like that?" her mother a What worries them was how they could tell that Max was pi "I didn't come here to be greeting people. Moreover, I did say 'hi' to them." She said nonchala .. Immediately Max and his family settled down on their seat, "she's so beautiful." Emily sai "But was deprived of a brain. Grow up well, dear." Max rep