Dream Mate
As I’m working up a sweat trying to stay just far enough ahead of this damn hedgehog set on making me a pancake, I hear a narrator voice in a video game shout, “Player Two has joined the game!”
“The hell?” I looked around, trying to spot this player two, but the cards, especially the Queen, blocked my view.
“OH fuck!” As the hedgehog veered to keep rolling after me, I took off into another run. I was nearly roadkill as I turned my head to watch the Queen bend over. What is she doing? Maybe looking at this mysterious player two.
“You don’t belong here. Time to get rid of you before you ruin everything.” She declared before striking the hedgehog with all her might, the poor flamingo’s skull sm