Jokes About Men Novels & Stories

Bradley Fry, my CEO husband, loves bringing his friends home for meals the most. He claims that this makes them feel like an actual family. As they drink in the feast I've whipped up for everyone, one of Bradley's friends comments smilingly, "I knew that you were a virtuous one, Emily! Now this is how the legitimate wife should act!" My expression doesn't falter as I ask in a half-joking manner, "Oh? Does Bradley have a spoiled and pampered mistress by his side, then?" His friends are stunned by my question. A trace of panic crosses their eyes simultaneously. But Bradley just wraps an arm around my shoulders with a smile. "Don't listen to their nonsense, Emily. Who else is worthy as my

No way. The two men immediately burst out laughing, not little chuckles, but full-blown, can’t-breathe laughter. Jefferey nearly doubled over while Joseph wasn’t much better. “The pranker got pranked,” Jefferey said, wiping tears from his eyes.

I challenge, a smile on my face. "No, but I hear women saying; 'Let's have another' but I don't hear men saying; 'Kick me in the balls again'. Think about it," he explained I laughed, falling backwards and onto the ground behind me.

“The next time you are found wanting, I’m sending you to join them as your punishment “ he glared at me A gasp escaped my lips and I looked at him with fearful eyes. Judging from the way it was so easy for me to get on his nerves, I knew that wouldn’t take long . “It was a joke” he announced studying my face “O..Kay “ I nodded awkwardly. I couldn’t tell if he was actually joking. He was always so serious that making jokes didn’t suit him at all. I doubt if I had ever seen him make anyone laugh out loud, neither had I seen anyone make him laugh out loud too. The man was all about work, work , work and his hoes. “You didn’t laugh” he noted. “Uh… “ I tried to find the right words but couldn’t.

One of the security men chuckled as he replied. "Funny joke?" I frowned, feeling confused. "What the heck is funny in what I just said?" I frowned as I just couldn't understand what was happening. I said I was Lauren's girlfriend and yet, these two thought it was all funny and they began to laugh. Seems like they needed immediate medical attention. "Would you two assholes stop laughing and tell me what's funny?" I yelled as I cursed when I couldn't take it anymore. "Woman, we'd advise you to watch your tongue." One of the security men stopped laughing as he looked at me.

“You have called me stupid on multiple occasions, told me I lack brain cells and what else.” “It was all a joke!” Christian defended his actions, but maybe if he never made those jokes in the first place, we wouldn’t have been here. “And I’ve never laughed, not once,” I told him. “Jokes are supposed to be funny.”

"Why are women so stupid?" "Why are men soo judgemental?" I snapped. "Because women are confusing." "It's because men are irrational." "At least we think with our brains." "So what are our brains for.... U to eat?" "Oh please, we are in no need of getting diarrhea by eating something soo rotten." "Your brain isn't too fresh either!" "How do you know that? Did u have a taste?" "Did u see me getting diarrhea?" "You....you.....are disgusting. Turning dreams into diarrhea." He made a face.

A group of men sat together, exchanging filthy and crude jokes. This was nothing but another normal day in their lives.

“Why were you laughing?” “BECAUSE HE MADE A BAD PUN ABOUT EXCEL.” “What pun?” “It doesn’t matter!” “Tell me.” “OH MY GOD—” He steps closer. Jealous. Possessive. Annoyingly gorgeous. And then he says it: “I don’t want other men making you laugh.” My breath stops. Instantly. Because he says it so quietly. So seriously. So unfiltered. “I—um—well—laughing is good for my mental health?”

They could not imagine what consequences would befall them even after they had cracked their heads. "Let me tell you guys then. All of you will die," Lucas said. "Hahaha!!!" The three men started to laugh out loud. It was their first time hearing such a joke throughout their entire lifetimes. "Do you believe that I can kill you with just one eye?" asked Lucas to the man who had just spoken. The men began to laugh even harder when they heard Lucas’ words. It was so hilarious that their tears began to flow out as well. That man wanted to say something scornful to Lucas. However, before he could speak, his eyes suddenly widened along with his mouth.