The Forbidden Seat
On the way to the hospital in my daughter's car, my legs felt cramped, so I adjusted the angle of the passenger seat.
A second later, I heard a soft snap from beneath the seat. A toothpick had broken.
I jumped in fright as my daughter, Marissa Langford, slammed on the brakes, her face turning pale.
"Why would you touch that? Tyler set that seat to a specific position on purpose. He uses it to check whether another man has been sitting in the passenger seat. How am I supposed to explain this now?"
Realizing I'd caused trouble for her marriage, I immediately sent Tyler Ashford, my son-in-law, an apology.
Hours passed without a reply.
Eventually, all I received was a cold laughing emoji.
Thinking Tyler was upset, I bought two expensive bottles of wine and personally went over to smooth things over.
However, when Marissa opened the car door, I finally saw what was covering the passenger seat. It was a custom seat cover.
Embroidered across it in glaring letters were the words: "Tyler's Exclusive Seat. No Old Bastards or Dogs Allowed".
My vision went black with rage.
Seeing me standing there without moving, Marissa frowned impatiently. "Tyler's just immature. Are you really going to be this petty and hold it against him?"
I laughed. "You're right. I am petty. That's why the $20,000 I give you every month ends today. From now on, you're on your own."