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When I became pregnant, my gravely ill mother mentioned that her final wish was to witness my wedding. My boyfriend, William Jones, finally agrees to marry me after I have been asking for 99 days. Yet, on the wedding day, he never shows up, even though I was waiting in my gown at the hotel the whole day. The truth only emerges when someone found his marriage certificate that he had posted a month earlier on social media. He married his childhood sweetheart, Caroline Ashton, during that time. When my mother learns this, the shock triggers a fatal attack. She passes away despite the doctors' efforts. William sends me a message. "I'm sorry, honey. Caroline twisted her ankle, so I had to t

"Is it really okay for us to do this?" I whisper, my heart racing as I stare down at the man between my thighs. He takes his time before looking up, his lips curling into a slow, confident smile the moment our gazes meet. "To do what?" He murmurs. "To make you cum?" *** Fake dating Jason Blackwood was supposed to be simple. A few staged dates and a few convincing photos. Just enough to make my boyfriend, Dave, realize what he'd lose if he kept taking me for granted. Instead, I found myself falling for the one man I should've stayed away from—Jason Blackwood. *** Jason Blackwood was once hockey's brightest star—until a mysterious accident made him disappear from the spotlight. A

Humans aren’t allowed into Highcrest College. But Kaidora Hayes, a human girl with a secret and a vendetta, has never followed the rules. Disguised as a wolfless omega, she slips into the werewolf elite’s world, risking her life to uncover the truth about her parent’s murder. However, everything spirals out of control the night she collides with Zane Grayson, the star hockey player and heir to the Bluecrest Pack. One touch awakens his dying wolf and something else inside of him. Now Kaidora is trapped in a dangerous game. Pretending to be Zane’s mate is the only way to keep her secret safe. But when a fake bond turns into something real, Kaidora’s mission for revenge collides with a

He’s arrogant, infuriating, impossible to ignore. And most especially, the last person I had ever wanted until my cheating boyfriend leaves me exposed and vulnerable. Now, I’m forced into a fake relationship with his worst enemy. Publicly we’re perfect, privately, the sparks between us are scorching. Every touch, every stolen glance, every heated argument makes it harder to remember this is supposed to be fake. And suddenly, the man I hated isn’t just my ex's rival, he is the one I can’t stop craving.

I ruined his jersey. And now he is ruining my life. Axel Wolfe, was the university's hockey king and a certified jerk, I don't really know what came over me that day, but I ruined his precious hockey jersey, spilling latte all over it, not only that I bruised his ego infront of his teammates and fans, and left as if I haven't done anything, the next morning he makes me his personal tutor just to mess with me then he ups the stakes… “Fake date me,” he says. He offered to help to piss off my ex, I should have said no, but I agreed thinking I was playing the game. Turns out, I’m the one being played.

BLURB “Just give me time, El.” “How much time?” Ellie whispered. “How much longer do I have to be your secret?” Blake was her first love, the only person who ever made her feel seen in a world that treated her like she was worthless. But when their forbidden relationship is exposed, Blake chooses his future over her, denies everything, and leaves Ellie to face the humiliation alone. Heartbroken and desperate to escape the pain, Ellie makes one reckless mistake at a party. She kisses a stranger. What should have been a meaningless drunken kiss turns into a scandal when the stranger turns out to be Chase NightShade, Nightfall’s star Alpha and captain. To silence the rumors threatening h

Twenty women. One billionaire hockey captain. And a reality TV script he destroyed just to get me back. To save my family’s clinic from bankruptcy, I sign up for the country’s hottest reality dating show, Love on the Rocks. The plan is simple. I am to survive six weeks in a luxury villa, win the cash prize, and go home. Until the secret celebrity bachelor steps out of the limo and my entire world goes up in flames. He is Zane Sterling. Captain of the Seattle Vipers. The silver-haired hockey god who shattered my heart five years ago. I try to quit on the spot, but Zane drops a bomb. He rigged the entire show. He tracked down my audition, bought the production network, and ad

It all started as revenge. Cassie Monroe was humiliated and betrayed by her boyfriend and best friend at a party she was supposed to be celebrated at. She didn’t think the night could get worse until she found herself tangled in the sheets with Ledger Rivers, the infamous playboy and captain of the school hockey team. It was supposed to be a one night stand but Ledger had other plans. To keep the rumors at bay, he proposes a fake relationship and Cassie agrees, thinking she can control the lie. What she didn’t expect was Ledger's relentless pursuit, his tenderness behind the charm, or the way he slowly chips at her guarded heart. As the line between fake and real blurs, secrets

Dumped by her boyfriend, heartbroken Regina decided to go ahead with a pretend boyfriend arrangement suggested by her friend, Karina for the Christmas cruise vacation as a way to move on from Remy. Turned out that fate had its own plans, because she ended up fake dating with Karina's brother, Kristen. A hot billionaire heir who saved her from drowning in the beach. The chemistry between them couldn't be denied, but one obstacle was in the way— Kristen was engaged. The events of the cruise vacation heightened their love for each other and Kristen was torn between following his heart or maintaining the engagement with Billie, a heiress of the Sternberg group, for the growth of his

Blurb I was his secret weapon. The girl who broke down his plays. The girl who made him win Game 7. Then he lifted the Cup… and kissed the owner’s daughter. So I did what any unhinged woman would do. I bought a lighter. My target? The VIP suit. The problem? I torched the wrong door. It belonged to *Captain Rhys Virek*. “Black Ice.” “League nightmare.” “Don’t breathe near him.” He caught me. Soot on my face and lighter in my hand. The Cops were 2 minutes out. He didn’t call them. He slid a contract across the burnt table instead. *“You’re my girlfriend now. Three months. Fake. Public. Or you burn for real.”* I have a deportation date. He has a PR cr