A Sharky Honeymoon
Meanwhile, our yacht had arrived in shark territory, while Larry's friends were still dissing me.
"What's worse than ignorance? Running your mouth while being ignorant!"
"'Don't go swimming while on your period'? You only said that because Heidi is on her period! You just want to screw with her!"
"Exactly! What did Larry even see in you? You're so petty with another woman!"
Heidi let them continue, watching me gleefully.
Having had enough, I took a deep breath and said, "You're right—since I'm such a buzzkill, I won't be joining you. I'm leaving!"