Husband of the Dead, Life of the Party
The day after my wife, Evie Sandoval, jumps into the river and commits suicide, her family, the Sandovals, hold a funeral for her.
Upon hearing the news, I put on a bespoke suit and a red glittery tie, attending the funeral in full regalia.
However, the moment I step inside, her parents begin hurling insults at me.
"How dare you show your face, Michael Chandler! You murderer!"
"If it hadn't been for you abusing her all these years, Evie would never have jumped into that river!"
I simply smile at them and calmly pull out a Bluetooth speaker from my bag before blasting some disco music.
"Come on, everyone! Shake your booty to the music with me!"