Vampires Funny Novels & Stories

"I'm gay." My eyes grow so big as I stop breathing, but two seconds later I'm bursting with laughter. "Okay funny," I finally tone down my laugh as I bring myself to look at him again. But he is still staring at me like he had been when he told me that joke. "Wait," uhh, "Really?" He nods, "Really." "You like... guys?" "I fuck guys." Oh wow, you really can't have it all can you. When he checks all the boxes, suddenly there's this big box he doesn't. The most important box, the top on the list. "You're gay or bi?" Because there's a big difference between those two. "I'm gay." "You never fuck a woman?" "I've never fucked a woman." "Then why the hell would you want me to be your sugar baby? To watch you fuck another man's butthole?" He smirks despite my little mockery. "Oh now it's funny?" "It is," he is still smirking, "But no. It's the opposite of what I wanna do." I bring my arms across my chest as I reply in my all-business tone, "Enlighten me." *** 22 year old Estelle is one of the best sugar babies the agency has ever had. She has the whole package, no dick ever gone soft seeing how perfect she is, both her body and personality. But can she sway Owen into the heterosexual group? After being in that homo-pool all this while?

Vampires, Shifters, and Demons oh my!Dive into the wicked world of paranormal pleasure, and all the sinful desires these amazing men create. From steamy stolen kisses to mind blowing moments behind closed doors this collection has a little bit of everything in store for you.Creatures of the Night Paranormal Collection is the beginning of a continuous series of different stories that will take you to worlds you never could have imagined. Choose to take a ride with the headless horsemen, or sell your soul to the devil— the choice is yours to make.But just be careful, because within the shadowy corners of this domain lay the vampires and shifters waiting to sink their teeth into their next prey. Even though it’s in the most erotic of ways.Creatures of the Night is created by Claire Wilkins, an eGlobal Creative Publishing signed author.

In a world of elves, vampires, demons, sirens, changelings..there’s so much drama and chaos untold, Rutherford being the safest kingdom, how did it become the safest kingdom? Why did the demon and vampires and other creatures mysterious vanish from that kingdom, Damien Lafayette the present king of Rutherford has set his eyes on Madeline, the daughter born of a elf and angel, two odd pair...join Madeline and Damien in their quest to save humanity...or if they would survive in the mysterious and conceited world. ————————————————————— “The only mistake I made was coming in contact with a devil like you...” A dark chuckle escaped his lips, making her shuddered. “That’s tough love maddie...in this world you belong to only me, no man can have your or I’ll have his head instead...”

Shade and Silas Kane, twin Alpha leaders of the esteemed Kane pack, have long awaited the discovery of their fated mates. However, their world is thrown into chaos by a devastating virus affecting humans and the rise of vampires aiming to enslave humanity.

The Saga Series is a nine book series. I was born to die... But to defy fate is to control your own destiny. Little did I know that I was entering a world of ritual and magic and that my blood needed to be spilled so the witches legacy could be complete. Vampires . Witches, werewolves. Supernatural creatures. Dramatic revelations. A ritual sacrifice. Ancient Artifacts. A cold hearted killer . Spilled blood. Secrets. A hidden heritage. A love so deep. Supernatural bloodlust. A dangerous curse. An uneasy alliance with a dangerous vampire. Legends of vampires and shape shifters have been around for centuries so Taylor Sparks isn't too worried when the rumors start to fly. When Taylor learns secrets that are beyond terrifying,the threaten to destroy her entire world. She is born to die...But to defy fate is to control your own destiny. She warns her crush to leave. But how do you forget someone who is aligned with your soul? The fight against the witches,the vampires and the werewolves. They know the risk. But they don't care. Nothing will get in the way of these two stars. Crossed lovers. Taylor finds out she's A KEY player in a dangerous game created 1000 years ago that will give the witches and werewolves the upper hand against the vampires. Blood will be spilled and secrets will be revealed in this action packed thrill ride. Will she accept her destiny??

High school was supposed to be simple for Annie—keep her head down, avoid the spotlight, and get through her last year in one piece. But then she meets someone who makes her heart race in ways she never expected. Between navigating friendships, senior-year chaos, and the confusing rush of new feelings, Annie is about to discover that her last year of high school can also be the beginning of everything that matters. “Last Year First Love” is a sweet, funny, and relatable teen romance about friendship, self-discovery, and the unforgettable magic of falling in love for the very first time.

A female Alpha vows to end the war between the sups in Ireland, uniting the shifters and Wiccans against the vampires to bring peace. A story of war, trust, deceit, and eternal love. TW: attempted abduction and attempted rape. not explicitly visual, but inferred.

"I…...Supreme Alpha Sheila Mahamanga of all the supernatural world…….hereby send you Eden Rastol back painfully to the abyss…... of eternal pain….., may you never reincarnate again!" Sheila, queen of the supernatural world and the present time is….the Supreme Alpha of all werewolves in existence. She has lived for thousands of years and stopped aging at the age of twenty-eight. She's Ruthless, a female Alpha that portrays danger, evil, and most especially death. She was cursed by the moon goddess to be mateless for the rest of her life, because of her cruel nature, misuse of power, and constant death punishment. Since then her evil has tripled as she becomes unstoppable. She controls the whole pack of the werewolf, she is the Supreme Alpha, other Alpha's crawl to the bare floor at the mention of her name as no one dares utter her judgment except you are ready to die!!! Fate becomes twisted when all of a sudden on the full moon, she finds herself being mated to an Omega. She was angered, as she roars in horror, daring the moon goddess Eden Rastol was a born Omega In Harlet Moon Pack. He was twenty-five years old. He lives with his parents who cherish him so much, regardless of his weak nature, but fate has always had a blow on him. He has been rejected two times by his various mate, but his last rejection left him shattered. He was thrown out of his pack and fate being funny, he found himself in Blackheart, where the Supreme Alpha lives in. Funny enough he was unfortunately mated to Supreme Alpha Sheila for the fourth time.

Alacrimia in Layman's terms is the congenital inability to produce tears. Some places in Africa have their norms and beliefs wrapped around age-old, blind superstitions. Especially the rural communities. So when a young girl comes from the city to the village, and it is discovered, through a series of unfortunate events, that she won't cry, even when induced, things take a downward spin for her, as she finds herself from Osun State to Kogi State, and then Enugu State.

Mia, an 18 year old. Living a life no one should ever have to experience. Having an abusive father and a mother who would love her father no matter how many times he abused them. How will the MMA fighter who she felt an instant connection fit into her life? Having no choice but to escape her horrible life, leaving everything and everyone she knows behind. How will Mia be able to live on her own? Will Mia be able to leave her past life behind?