Romans & histoires June Puns

"June yelled, stressing out her tiny voice. "You should apologize for your mistakes June"Collins uttered. "And why should I, not as if you are my guardian?"She scoffed, dragging June on her feet. "Wow, I still can't believe she's six years old, this six year old kid is really rude. She was rude, not spoiled,"Collins thought. "Don't talk to my dad like that,"Kiara yelled. "Oh really"June scoffed, crouching to Kiara's level. "Too bad you don't have a mommy"June whispered in Kiara's ear and stood leaving juniper who was feeling guilty already.

“Curiosity killed the cat I guessed but my father didn’t meet his end by curiosity I guess.” Cathrina was taken aback by the response. What was the wench insinuating? She glared at Sylvia and left. *** Back at the garden, Leonard was addressing David. “June made a mistake. I had a session with her in my chamber a while ago and turns out she had reasons for her actions.” “I was drunk,” June said. “Does that explain why she had to flirt in the open? Does that mean that anytime she can’t control her alcohol intake, she goes around, being a nuisance?” David asked his father.

The whisper tickles over my skin, stirring the lighter tendrils of my hair. June’s face lights up indescribably and her dimples cut deep into her cheeks as her smile widens. She steeples her hands in front of her lips with glee. “I did! I can hardly wait! The two of you are going to make such beautiful babies!” In three little hops, she bounds over, throwing her arms around both of us in a fierce hug. When she’s done, June gets herself a cup of coffee, as Rob shakes his head slightly against my neck.

I am so fucking furious and my palms are still itching to grab and beat the shit out of David, Sam, and everyone who laughed at his filthy joke. I see Norris and Millie coming out of the house. What? That is a fact! Ask Norris. Did Norris spread this nasty rumor? “I am sorry you had to hear that,” June tells me. “I am glad you were there. I would have broken his ribs or something.” Or his nose or jaw. I was so furious when I heard that demeaning joke. “I am sorry…” She says after a while," about those things I said about her that day. More I talk to her, I realize she isn’t like that."

But the fear that one may get to June was still there. "Coming! Coming! You're like, super fast now, dude." I smirked at the thought of being that fast. June took a quick right curve around a large maple tree and landed next to me with a thud, breathing heavy. "Shit, Stel.." She laid down to catch her breath. I snorted a howl at her, laughing in my head.

I asked to no one in particular. June spun on me so fast, her hair whipping over her shoulder like a whip crack. She planted her hands on her hips, her eyes wide in a mixture of disbelief and fury. “Are you being serious right now?” I blinked hard at her. “Yeah, I mean…she just—” June threw her arms in the air. “Oh my God. You are serious. You are actually fucking serious. Wow. I thought you were smart, Ryans. Like, hockey genius smart. But socially? You’re a whole brick wall.”

“Geez, June, give the girl a chance to swallow her coffee before you bombard her with questions.” “Sorry, I’m just interested. I mean, she has two mates!” “Twice the bullshit,” Jane murmured and June burst out laughing. “That’s true, my dear, but twice the excitement.” Mae nodded her head. “Twice the attention.” Jane smiled, feeling much more relaxed now. “Twice the jealousy.” “Twice the birthday presents!” June countered. “Twice the action,” Mae said as her cheeks reddened. “Oh Goddess, have you … with them …”

She'll call me out for it. "Say it, Jane. C'mon." She pouts, flipping her hair again. She does a lot of hair-flipping. It's more of a habit now. "Okay, fine. I had fun!" I blurt out, with a laugh. She laughs too, leaping and clapping like a child. June is such a breath of fresh air and it's almost impossible not to have fun around her. Her wild, crass attitude forces out your crazy side, and you're left with no choice but to vibe with her.

“Harvey, don’t be ridiculous. Aren’t you aware of what we’re celebrating?” June had grown anxious at this point, fearing that she and her family would be implicated by Harvey’s brazenness. She quickly said, “Hurry up and get out of the way! I don’t care if you want to screw yourself over, but you better not drag us down with you!” “Look, Harvey. This isn’t the time to sulk. You’re going to make everything worse! You really can’t understand anything, even if you get beaten up till your last breath!”

Anna asked, stepping closer to her sister with concern written all over her face. "All these questions are for me?" June asked, slumping into the welcoming arms of one of the chairs in the sitting room. "If yes, then you'd have to give me enough time to answer." She continued, removing her shoes. "Have you seen my new pair of shoes Ann?" She asked, showing them off. "I spent a couple of dollars on these bitches yo!" She exclaimed happily. "June!" Anna called her sister sternly. "What? Can't I visit home again? I'm not married yet and you are asking what I'm doing at home." She complained. "Is my shoe fine or not please." She asked, showing off her pair of shoes one more time.