Humor Novels & Stories

​Si Marikit “Kiket” Tolentino ay isang simpleng dalaga mula sa probinsya na may dalawang pangarap: ang mailigtas ang kanilang bukid at ang mapansin ng kanyang "ultimate crush" na si Jaxon Knight Silverio. Sa paningin ni Kiket, si Jaxon ay parang isang fictional character na lumabas sa libro—matangkad, gwapo, at ubod ng yaman. ​Ang problema? Ni hindi alam ni Jaxon na nag-e-exist siya sa mundo. ​Pero dahil sa isang nakakalokong pagkakamali sa isang luxury hotel, magtatagpo ang landas nila sa hindi inaasahang pagkakataon. Si Kiket na laking-probinsya at diretsahang magsalita, at si Jaxon na purong negosyo lang ang alam at halos walang emosyon. Mapipilitan silang magpanggap na "engaged" para iligtas ang reputasyon ng kumpanya ni Jaxon. ​Will Kiket finally live her billionaire fantasy? O baka naman ang akala niyang "Prince Charming" ay isa palang masungit na boss na gigisahin siya sa bawat pagkakataon?

Five years in a loveless marriage, Lila Agustina Dela Cruz finally signed the annulment papers her husband had long wanted. At last, she gave him what he wished for—freedom from a marriage he never wanted. But the moment Lila walked away, he realized something he had never allowed himself to admit. He had fallen for her. He thought the return of his ex-girlfriend would bring back the same love and excitement he once felt. He believed she was the one he truly wanted. But he was wrong. The feelings he once had were gone, and the woman he had taken for granted was now the only one in his heart. Now that Lila is gone, how far is he willing to go to win her back? What will Tyler Ismael Vasquez's, do to prove that his love is real? And can he still mend the heart he spent years breaking?

Sa loob ng mahigit kalahating dekada, tiniis ni Trixie ang malamig na pakikitungo ni Sebastian sa kaniya. Naniniwala kasi siyang kung mananatili siya sa tabi nito, maaaring matunaw rin ng pagmamahal niya ang nagyeyelong puso ng lalaki. At kung maaari... ay babalik na dito ang pagmamahal sa kaniyang tila nakalimutan na. But her patience was rewarded not with love—but betrayal and manipulation. Sebastian fell in love with another woman at first sight. Much worse? It's her half-sister that stole her husband. Binusog ng lalaki ng pagmamahal at kalinga ang babae na hindi na niya naibigay kay Trixie matapos ang gabing iyon. Hanggang sa dumating ang araw na naubos na ang pag-asa niya. Ang araw kung saan nakita ni Trixie kung paanong matagal na palang wala sa kaniya ang kaniyang sariling mag-ama. Doon na siya sumuko. Pinirmahan ang divorce papers, iniwan ang bahay nilang mag-asawa, isinuko ang karapatan sa anak, at kinalimutan ang pag-ibig na tila nilumot na ng panahon.  But suddenly, there's a sudden turn of events. Ang asawang inabandona siya noon, ngayon ay lagi nang nasa tabi niya. And when she demands a divorce?  He corners her and whispers, "Divorce? That would be impossible, Wife.”

Ang araw na inakala ni Ruby na magiging pinakamasayang sandali ng kanyang buhay ay nauwi sa isang bangungot. Iniwan siya sa altar ng lalaking pinakamamahal niya—si Haven Davidson—walang paliwanag, walang mensahe, walang bakas. Sa loob ng maraming taon, tapat siyang naghintay. Kumapit sa pag-asa, sa pag-ibig, na unti-unting naging sugat sa puso. Hanggang sa dumating ang araw na nalaman niya ang katotohanan—at tuluyang gumuho ang kanyang paniniwala. Ang lahat ng paghihintay... ay nauwi sa wala. Ang pagmamahal niya... matagal nang namatay. Pagkalipas ng apat na taon, bumalik si Haven. Ngunit hindi yakap ang sumalubong sa kanya—kundi isang demanda ng diborsyo. At si Ruby? Nawala na lang na parang bula. Doon lamang napagtanto ni Haven: mahal pa rin niya si Ruby. Mahal na mahal. Ngunit huli na ba ang lahat? Sa pagitan ng pag-ibig at konsensya, determinado si Haven na hanapin si Ruby at itama ang lahat ng pagkakamali. Pero... maaari pa bang buhayin ang pusong matagal nang nawasak? Ano nga ba ang tunay na nangyari noon? At ano ang nagtulak kay Ruby para tuluyang lumayo at tapusin ang lahat?

Sa loob ng pitong taong pagsasama, manhid at parang yelo lamang ang pakitungo ni Samuel, Varron sa kanya, habang si Mauren Piñeda naman ay lagi lang nakangiti. Dahil mahal na mahal niya ito, naniniwala siyang balang araw ay mapapalambot din niya ang puso nito. Pero ang hinihintay niya ay hindi iyon. Sa halip, ang sumalubong sa kanya ay ang pagkahulog nito agad sa ibang babae at ang iparamdam dito ang pagmamahal at pag-aarugang matagal na niyang inaasam. Pilit pa rin niyang pinangatawanan ang pagsasama nila. Hanggang sa dumating ang kaarawan niya lumipad pa siya nang malayo para makasama ang asawa at anak, pero iniwan siya nito para samahan ang ibang babae. Naiwan siyang mag-isa sa malaking bahay. Doon na tuluyang nawalan ng pag-asa si Mauren. At nang makita niyang mas gusto pa ng anak niya na yung babae ang maging ina nito, wala na siyang naramdaman kahit kaunting sakit o awa. Gumawa siya ng kasunduan sa diborsyo, isinuko na rin ang kustodiya sa anak, at umalis nang buong dangal. Hinayaan na lang niya ang mag-ama at naghintay na lang ng papeles. Iniwan niya ang pamilya at bumalik sa trabaho. Yung dating minamata ng lahat, ngayon ay madali nang kumita at umabot ang yaman niya sa mahigit isang-daang bilyon. Pero naghintay siya nang matagal, wala pa ring lumabas na papel. At ang mas nakakagulat, yung lalaking dati na ayaw umuwi, ngayon ay parang linta na kung dumikit ay araw-araw nang umuuwi. Nang malaman niyang desidido na siyang makipaghiwalay, hinarang siya nito sa isang sulok at seryosong sinabing, "Diborsyo? Imposible 'yan.”

Brain with beauty that's Roxanne Sanchez. She was broken hearted to her ex-boyfriend, Rex, when she found another woman besides her and caught it on bed, having sex with his woman in his apartment. She promised to herself not to fall in love again. The pain is too much! She change her hair style maging ang kanyang pananamit. She looks like a tomboy na ikinagulat ng kanyang room mate at bestfriend na si Joy. She resigned also from her secretarial job para hindi na makita muli ang mukha ng ex and find a new job. What if her new boss, Richard Cruzvov will start to court her? A stick to one and romantic man. Magagawa pa ba niyang panghawakan ang pangako sa sarili na hindi na magmamahal muli? Malalabanan kaya ng isip niya ang sinasabi ng puso niya? Bibigyan kaya niya ng pagkakataon muli ang puso niya to love again?

WARNING: MATURE CONTENT! I never should have applied for a job to the Cromwell's Corporation–because the only available position is to become his fake wife... James Ethan Cromwell a half British-Filipino billionaire. Tall, dark and handsome, not to mention his oozing sex appeal. He had an appearance that was tightly restrained, dominating air, and a smoldering stare that instantly made me shiver. His absence of humor is the only aspect that sucks worse than his attitude. But to be honest. Sadly, he's also the one who could save my mother's failing health. So, when he offered me the chance to work with him; to pretend as his fake wife, I accepted it. Besides, it's only a couple of days during his family's visit. It's not like I'm in danger of falling in love with the most notorious bachelor in town. But at the end, I eat my own words–ended up falling so hard for him.

After a tragic accident stole both his sight and the woman he loved, Caius Hale Vellaro learned to survive through sound alone. Music became silent, and his mansion became a prison of echoes and memory. When Krixaine Syrish Aifeo arrives as a quiet maid, she never suspects that her soft humming carries the same voice that once guided him through the dark. To her, it is only a habit. To him, it is grief breathing again… and miracle awakening. Will her voice save his frozen heart— or will they both fall for the comfort they never meant to find?

Gabriella "Gabby" Cruz died as a badass in a Motorcycle crash. Middle of a chase. Gun in one hand, vengeance in her heart. But fate had a sense of humor—she wakes up in the body of Seraphina "Sera" Elizalde, the notoriously weak, timid, and unwanted wife of cold-hearted billionaire Damian Rafael Velasco. Now trapped in a life of luxury, betrayal, and manipulation, Gabby must play the part of Seraphina—the submissive socialite cast aside by the very man she married. Too bad Gabby doesn’t do submissive. With a foul mouth, street smarts, and zero patience for bullshit, Gabby decides to flip Seraphina’s life on its head. She’s done playing the victim. If Damian wants a trophy wife? Too bad. She’s about to become the most scandalous, fearless, and powerful woman in his world. What Damian doesn’t know is that the fragile wife he ignored just became the woman who will ruin or save him—and maybe, teach him how to love.

Pumayag si Phoebe Madrigal na makipag-blind date sa nakababatang kapatid ng kaniyang best friend dahil araw-araw siyang kinukulit nito na maging future sister-in-law. Ayon dito, gwapo at mabait daw ang bunso hindi tulad ng panganay na ubod ng sungit, strikto, at mukhang hindi marunong ngumiti. Kaya nagpaubaya si Phoebe sa setup. Pero isang gabi ang sumira sa lahat ng plano nila. “Good morning, wife.” Phoebe Madrigal wakes up in a strange bed with someone calling her his wife… she slept with the wrong man. Nakatitig siya sa marriage certificate at sa picture nilang mag-asawa, saka sa family photo ng mga Vandeford, doon lang niya na-realize na kamukha ng older brother nito ang napangasawa niya. Fate truly had a twisted sense of humor; somehow, she ended up as the wife of Ahmed Vandeford, her best friend’s strict brother.