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I watch for another minute before she turns her big head back towards me. 'I'm able to speak to them through our mind link. That's crazy. I'm so excited we have more people to bother.' I can't help laugh at that. She has been doing this new thing where she just starts making random noises or talking about weird stuff through the mental link to annoy the guys. It is pretty fun when I participate.

They had been sipping drinks cursing the mate bond not choosing them this full moon. One of them, a stunning blonde with cat-like eyes tipsily declared, “I'd love to just make them explode on the spot. Just them to do it back to me. I’ve heard it’s insane. Can you imagine just being in a room, they’re thinking of you and there’s nothing you can do to stop it?” “That’s just White Forest mates though!” “You don’t know that! Dirty thoughts are dirty thoughts!”

What the hell can I do to get him fired? I guess it's my first time and I can't think of anything when it comes to removing the bodyguard. I used to have a lot of ideas and thought it was silly, but now it's gone. Hey, I don't know what's going on in my brain right now! Maybe I just lack sleep or food? "Hey what a funny guy!" I hit him on the shoulder to make him stop laughing. "Pfft, why are you crouching so close to my thigh." He laughed at this promise.

Samuel could always crack the lamest jokes in the most monotone voice. The chat was laughing. [LOLOL. Professor Grant, you know your metaphors! I like crazy boyfriends!] [So, those four idiots were harassing Layla, and she should let a mad dog loose to deal with them? LMAO. The chaos! I love it!]

A single, unified thought sprouted in their minds: Did that last hit scramble his brains? This reaction was just too weird.

“This one is physical! No more brains, folks, now we need brawn!” I felt a flicker of real interest. This was… silly. Childish, even. But for the first time tonight, it sounded like it might actually be fun. A stupid, simple kind of fun I hadn’t had in forever. A fun that didn’t involve secrets or lies or looking over my shoulder.

''Shit, I'm such an abnormal person'' Richard thought.

It was like someone had loosened a knot that I did not know was there. By the next week the messages stretched longer. She started sending memes that was about anxiety brain fog. A cartoon character that was staring blankly at the wall with the caption “when your thoughts are buffering.” I laughed out loud in my kitchen. The sound made even me surprised. I replied with a crying laughing emoji and then I added. “Too real.”

And the thickness of his…. “ Fuck fuckk fuckkk!!! I slapped my head hard to clear those ridiculous wet thoughts from the mind. Craze! You are totally a freaking craze. Inhaling a long deep sigh I got off the bed to go for the bathroom. No sooner had I got off the bed almost fell off.

I decided to stay the night here as it would be troublesome to come back now and come back to the office early in the morning as my office building is nearby. In the room after taking a shower I was laying on my bed trying to sleep. When you are laying in bed trying to sleep, this is the worst time when your mind starts running random and stupid thoughts, although my thoughts weren't stupid(Author: Is it really the case?**give side eyes**) , but still they weren't helping me sleep. Suddenly I remembered how when my mom asked me about if I am interested in someone and immediately 'she' appeared in my mind. -But why? I don't even like her.-