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data-p-id=a6f849c305767321fb8239a7731922a5,"Guys our best friend is missing and all you care about is how stupid my thoughts sounds. You need remember that Kay is violent and maybe they got into a fight and he stabbed her or strangled her or even worse, used a gun. We can’t put it past him.” “So instead of laughing like dummies, how about we start thinking of how to find Amber?" She snaps back at us with a serious look on her face. data-p-id=21ec2ff790ba1ee3ab70ce6f61202876,"Seriously Tamara, I expected you to think of something sensible but what you just said is absolutely ridiculous. That stupid asshole doesn't have the balls to kill someone and if someone was doing the killing, it would b

HOW COME YOU ARE SO DUMB? Will_the_devil REASON NUMBER 1: I WAS BROUGHT UP IN A PALACE. REASON NUMBER 2: I NEVER CAME IN CONACT WITH ANY OTHER KID FROM OUTSIDE OF THE PALACE. REASON NUMBER 3: I NEVER HAD FRIENDS AND NEVER FELT THE NEED TO LEARN THIS GEN Z VOCABULARY. I_pooped :000 THAT'S KINDA SAD, YOU KNOW. Will_the_devil ... I_pooped

Stop. Uncle told me that I'm the kind of person who would just think of some silly ideas that are often unlikely to happen. I am not quite sure of that, but maybe the reason behind my weird imagination is from reading books about fictions and fantasies. Maybe. I let out a yawn while I browse through the pages of the book I was studying. It feels kind of drowsy when you're reading a book with no pictures in it. I am maybe an athlete student at my school, but I still need to maintain a passing grade. I don’t know where my study leads me.

as in may S-A-K-I-T I don't feel like fighting, I mean fighting that is tweaked and juggled-- this is a beating heheh, what are you guys thinking about? "What makes you think I'm stupid!?" How did you know? yes, you're really stupid hubby but even so, I didn't regret marrying you because you look like my luck-- Let's not talk about his brain because it's empty, promise I opened it the other day and I was surprised because I didn't see any brain inside his head. Joke, that's just a dream, what are you doing? If I did that, hubby would be dead by now. I don't want him to die yet because I know he's going to die and I'm going to die, it's just a joke again, of course he's going to die, he's not

Now, I understand what means when someone says, 'I am losing my goddamn mind. It takes almost everything out of me to delete my recent post off F******k and move the selfies into the system's Recycle Bin. I am about to delete them off the visible space when I decide I need to take these damn clothes off my skin. I peel them off my body and lie supine on the bed, fingers locked over my belly. I hear a voice laughing in my head and I think it is my wolf Julia. I do not try to silence her. Her laugh is crazy enough to get me a rehabilitation exercise but I welcome her intrusion. Let me lose my mind.

My case was just another sorry case of bad Luck. I chuckled out loud at the thought. I didn’t need to catch myself on this one. I wouldn’t even know what to say if he asked me what was funny. “I know right…” he deeply sighed, “It is stupidly intense, I wish we would finally just dump some silly traditions because they do nothing for us, I can’t lie.” “That I agree—” I caught myself on the tongue. I must still be tripping or something because I could swear I saw an image of Cynthia glaring at me right in my face.

Makikita rin ang isang maliit na kahon na balot na balot ng maga-gandang wrappers and fancy ribbons. Oi galing, pinag effort-an. Ayieee I feel special. Cringe. I almost facepalm on my corny jokes and lampooning. It was very natural dahil sanay akong kausapin sarili ko. And my corny jokes really helps my mental state and my lampooning elevates my mood. It's a necessary for me so that I wouldn't loose my self. Being lonely and alone is different. Nina just think positive thoughts okay?

"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Ohh God please stop.. my stomach hurts like hell... Well I sorta Just imagined a kid version of you kissing a monkey... cute.. freaken cute I tell you." My face was burning at least I was making her smile like she did me. "I'm glad you're laughing. Thought you'd think I'm crazy..." She quickly responded: "I don't think you can go crazy... unless a Chris Brown song comes on.. then God your body would go crazy... that I know." I smiled like an idiot and my phone vibrated.. a text from my best friend. Bestie: Emergency 101... I fucken need you dude.. log in in w******p....

“Fuck! I don’t know how to think anymore” ***

Rose Laughed inside their mind knowing it was going to be a little funny. “Crazy is as crazy does…I think you’re crazy just because you’re with me…or I’m with you….Either way it’s just the saaame…just as true…think you’re maybe a little bit mad to love somebody who may be just a little bit bad” She smirked and did a seductive dance for Romero for a moment