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You foolish mind 😒😒😒 What did I do 😱😱😱 just admit that he made you a fool. It's true. Why are you calling me a fool 😎😎😎 Shut up and get lost 😒😒😡😡 Okay💃💃💃💃 but Hayat didn't do it right. She forgot to remind you that he also called you shortie 😂😂😂 Just get lost before I make you go. Cheater, foolish mind 😡😡😡

“Almost let me question my judgement for following you, but it’s you, so…” Jai frowned. “That’s almost twice. What does that even mean?” “Sometimes when you have a stupid friend who does stupid things, you wonder why would that person do stupid things. Especially since that certain friend knows it’s stupid. But since you remember that your friend is stupid, so him doing stupid things is actually no wonder. And then you realize that you almost question something that’s plainly obvious, which is also stupid—if you actually wonder about it, which makes you also stupid.”

It’s one I’ve watched with Tru before. During a scene the main character's female friend scares her, then the boyfriend scares her. When the friend jumps out to scare the character Tru says, “Oh goodness. You caught me having impure thoughts about your brother.” I’m not sure what came over me, but the moment the man shows up, I say, “Did someone say they were having impure thoughts about me?” Tru begins laughing. It’s harder than I would’ve expected her to laugh, but I suddenly realize all the tension she carried from the day is gone. This one joke made all her stress disappear. Maybe I should make her laugh every day?

I couldn't have heard wrong, could I? "You have to. Because that's the only explanation for all your shitty ideas. Since your farts can't find an outlet, they must travel up your spine, into your brain and that's where shitty ideas generally come from." Yes. She did say what I heard her say and she rendered me speechless. Utterly speechless. I soon realized Fake Lizzy was not only peculiar but also flamboyantly frank. Barbarically frank. And simple. That actually worked for me in a way.

That usually doesn't end well. A groan escapes my lips and I begin scrolling through my email, seeing the numerous messages. It's even more than I thought. I start to read a few and before long, I'm laughing like a maniac. Their emails are witty and filled with flirtatious remarks. Some of them even went as far as sending pictures to me. I shake my head, ready to close my laptop when one catches my eye.

He was funny most of the time but somehow managed to take some of his jokes a little too far. “I like your creativity, but no. Come on, let’s make this a little more interesting people!” I said, now already done with my cider. Dante offered me another one which I wasted no time in raising to my lips. And as I did, everyone took their turn in guessing what activities had been occupying my time. They ranged from assassin training to nude painting and admittedly, we all laughed and drank ourselves silly until Randy yelled out, “Dante hasn’t said what he guessed. Tell her Dante, tell her your lame guess.” Dante rolled his eyes before saying, “It’s not lame!”

Think Ella think, what should I do,I can't involve roman in my problems especially when I know who the other party is.I am biting my nails out of nervousness, Think Think Think Perfect,an idea came to my mind to avoid the psychotic idiot and I smile in already imagining my victory! just thinking of double crossing him is such a surreal feeling,oohhh wow this will be a big blow on his big fat ego,that pig poop needs a reality check and I am taking the responsibility on my shoulders.

so romantic' 'Ohhh, that sucks' 'Hope the kiss won't come again' 'she's so in hell' that last one kinda get me, I look over at Hanna and I felt myself shuffling her mind, her face widen in surprise, she must have felt the force, that haven't happened to me before, I can only hear immediate thought not shuffle through someone's mind, it must have been the rage, yes I have rage...when I'm so mad, I just have the effect.

Depends on how you take the news" "Go on nothing can scare me anymore not after having this totally helpless and horrifying dream" "Okay but first I'd like you to exhale and clench your fist do not move them no matter what" "I'll try not to" "Okay so I think you are pregnant" "Silly you, how can I be pregnant? That's such a dry joke try something else" "Okay how about you are pregnant this time I'm not thinking I know it" "Are you kidding me?" I ask bursting into uncontrollable laughter,

Rhea My name is Andrea Grayson and I’m such a big fool. I've always watched scenes like these happen in movies, or books that I've read and I always wondered why the person being cheated on was too dumb to see it beforehand. In fact, I thought things like these only happened in those movies. I never imagined that I would find myself in that same situation. Being cheated on. Being made to look like a stupid fool. I want to laugh at my foolishness and terrible luck, but I'm completely frozen in place. I can’t move my limbs , I can’t even move my face.